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I saw this on that Thai Rath ladyboy news show last night. They were trying to take it seriously, but had a hard time keeping a straight face about it. ????
The piece also covered the gargantuan budget he plans to throw at this.
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I applaud those returned bar girls in our village who retreat to their rooms early in the evening, not to be seen until the next day. Whatever it is they do in there, it then results in them heading into town, and coming back with bags of groceries.
In contrast, others stomp around scowling all day, complaining that they tried to sell meatballs for a few hours in the morning, and only got a few baht. Though they're not putting their hands out, they do this knowing full well it results in their 70 year old grandparents digging into their pockets.
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8 hours ago, John Drake said:Don't see Indians anywhere on that list.
Don't worry. They're coming. ????????????
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On 11/14/2021 at 3:22 PM, Chris.B said:
None of this is the private hospitals fault.
The Thonburi CEO tried to put his order directly into Moderna quite early on, and got a swift smackdown by the govt. They obviously didn't fancy that. They'd much rather prefer a more prolonged, convoluted process, though which more could feast at the trough.
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Here in my empty classroom now in Issan. Got my Line Messenger open, waiting for my first period to wake up. ????
Later classes are usually more enthusiatic, though they are getting tired of online learning. They tell me they miss school. They say they miss their friends, and even the food. They're tired of staying home in the villages.
The town misses it too. The nearby primary school tried opening a few weeks ago, and the town came to life again with activity. More traffic, people and vehicles, more street vendors, shops were reopened. The schools are an incredible driving force behind the local economies. But then some cases were reported, the school shut down again, and thus the town is quiet again.
We hit our 80% vaxx target for our school, but some cases have been reported amongst them, so I heard our opening's getting pushed back into December. ????
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17 minutes ago, chaihot said:
hahahahahahhahahahhahahh.
A Thai asking for outside help. That is the funnies thing I have ever heard.
Millions of Native speaking English visitors combined with expats and NO ONE asks them to review street or building signs because they speak "good enough English" to translate.
I taught English at a municipal school, and was occasionally asked to go down to the thesaban (municipal office) to help with translations. Most often there'd be complaint letters from farangs, usually noise complaints, as they were near bars and parks with performances. Heh. I wrote them some amusing replies, mostly to the effect of "you're in Thailand now, mate".
They wanted to double check my responses by translating them into Thai. I later found they were rewriting them, infusing them with more of their bad English, and removing most of my charming wit. ????
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16 hours ago, Will B Good said:
True.....my Isan wife left school for work at 11 years old......leaving her 'uneducated', though still intelligent (clever enough to marry me).
She speaks four languages.
My Issan wife left school after completing primary, then went to BKK to work in factories, then hotels and restaurants. It was over the course of a few years there that she picked up English, much better than she could've done in school. Now I teach adults online, mostly Chinese, Japanese, South American, and they love hearing this story, gives them hope and motivation.
With just the right exposure to the language, and creating the motivation, it can be done. These unfortunately are lacking in the Thai school system.
My students ask me, don't they learn English in Thailand? I said oh yeah, from kindergarten they get ABC's, nursery rhymes, greetings. Why don't they learn then? I tell them there's just a general lack of interest, on the part of both students and teachers.
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"Super Thai Power Stop Covid Premium Plus Pro++"
1) Hand over fat envelope.
2) Impressive looking local officials come to the restaurant.
3) Plenty of photos of them looking and pointing at things, vaccine certificates, masks, alcohol gel bottes.
4) Requisite photo of officials and owners all lined up giving a thumbs up.
5) Very fancy official logo stuck to the door.
6) Ok, now you can drink. Still only until 9 pm though.
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2 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:
There is no single "he" involved in Saudi.
I meant "he" as in the editor of the article, who was said is being a hypocrite because he does business in a foreign country. So I asked, is he doing all those things the Arab world is doing?
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All he needed were a few beers. Open the bars NOW. ????
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On 11/13/2021 at 10:27 AM, bkk_bwana said:
So it's OK for Editor of The Pattaya Golfer, Thai Golf News on line, Principal at Big Mango Productions and Executive Producer at Tee Off TV show as a foreigner, doing business in a host country to comment on foreign involvement of sport clubs in the UK.
Does he build skyscrapers and stadiums with what's essentially slave labor? Withholding passports, wages, and forcing them to work, often to death?
Does he enforce strict dress codes, jail and fines for a little too much skin? In 40 degree weather? And the same for perhaps a little too much public display of romance? Yet he wants his countries to be international tourist destinations?
Does he still consider women second class citizens, with many job opportunities denied, and domestic violence often condoned?
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On 10/29/2021 at 10:07 AM, possum1931 said:I think you are referring to an instance many years back where some agent used fake stamps and was found out. All the guys with the fake stamps were let off by the then Thai Authority.
There was another one only about 2 years ago. Well known agent in BKK. Their office was raided. "Fake stamps" and other contraband were discovered. They appeared to be dead to rights. Many had used them and were shaking in their boots. Were all their stamps dodgy? Deportation for all?
Then a few days later, oh, it was all a "misunderstanding". Apparently the appropriate fat envelopes had changed hands. The agent is still in business. Another day in the LOS. ????
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How young and attractive is the wife? I'm serious. I remember a post on here from a guy who's tried bringing a few different ladies over many years, wives and GFs. He said the difficulties he encountered were proportional to how young and attractive they were, as this supposedly increases their likelihood of doing a runner once they get stateside.
My buddy's ex whom he'd brought from the Phils did exactly this. Didn't take her long to get the GC, benefits, and the kindness of strangers on her own.
I doubt you'd have this problem with two kids now between you, but immigration officers tend not to be as optimistic. I'm looking to bring my wife over in a few more years and am wondering how it'll go. Good luck.
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On 11/12/2021 at 2:00 PM, kingstonkid said:
Her understanding was that if one of the other shops saw me and complained the authorities could shut her down.
Yeah, that's the beef. That she essentially gets a free worker, whereas if they want tables cleared they'd have to hire another hand.
On the other hand, I once tried to hoe the rows of sugar cane apart, I dunno the proper agricultural term. You have to keep spreading the rows of dirt into piles so that water can flow between them. Half a dozen of the farmers from nearby were quite curious as to how the farang would fare. They all had a good laugh when I couldn't last 5 minutes. I was certainly no threat to their livelyhoods.
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On 11/10/2021 at 7:02 PM, Golden Triangle said:
Just to add, I was hoping for Nov 15th.
Same here. As a MURCUN, I was hoping to bring the wife down to BKK to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner with turkey and mashed potatoes, not to mention plenty of requisite BOOZE, at a particular pub.
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On 11/12/2021 at 8:39 AM, SeaMike01 said:And what makes you think that 'Wise' won't have to adhere to Thai government requirements as well?
I suspect what's making them go after PP is that it's directly related to business, payments for services. Thailand wants to regulate online business.
Most of what Wise does isn't business related, it's personal transfers. Most people use it to transfer their monthly pensions. They even have a menu option to select for this purpose, to give the correct code on your bank statement, to satisfy immigration for retirement visa extensions.
They'd better not do anything to Wise. It'd wreak total havoc.
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6 hours ago, darrendsd said:
But it's not the government killing it is it ????
If you bothered to actually read the article it's PayPal closing the accounts, not the Government
I did read the article. You didn't read the part of the article I actually quoted in my post. The long list of new govt requirements. That's what's making PP close the accts. Have a nice day.
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35 minutes ago, bradiston said:You might want to take the 5th, but it seems your payments undergo two currency exchanges en route to their final destination. So why not pay straight into your Thai bank?
Only one exchange, that of Wise. My online teaching company pays in USD, goes into my US bank.
It's nice when the dollar is up against the baht. We nearly hit 34 last month.
We can't go straight into the Thai bank, because of the topic of this thread.
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Of course, upon first getting here I was thinking with the smaller head, and went after the younger, skinnier ones. Both "professionals" and regular dating. I wasted a lot of time and money, got some occasional fun in return, though it really wasn't proportional.
Their attitudes and maturity are atrocious. Even at 25-30 many still are essentialy children. From an early age they get used to getting more attention than others, then upon entering "the industry", having money thrown at them. This has tremendous psychological effect resulting in not wanting to do real work, nor form real relationships, nor give back real affection. Though there are those occasional, fortunate exceptions, those who've lucked out with a bar girl will tell you.
I noticed this following my arrival in the LOS, now again with the returned bar girls in my village. Some have made the most of the situation, helping their families, selling food in the markets, or providing online "entertainment". Yet others just can't stand the predicament they're now in, entitled princesses stripped of their rank. "Oh, where are my loyal subjects?" they wonder, as they stomp around the moo ban, growing and scowling, barkling complaints at their dear grandparents, who still dutifully hand them a few baht in change. I can't believe the effort they spend in making things so unpleasant, which could just as well do otherwise. I can see clearly now the nightmares some farangs end up with.
But now it's harvest time, and so they're dragged by their parents, who they had at one time disowned and thought they had burnt bridges with, out to the fields to cut rice. The look on the weary old farmer's face as she reluctantly hops into the saleng says it all, "It's this or back to Sukhumvit". Som nam na.
So after those first few, largely unfulfilling months of young pretties, I then broadened my horizons. I noticed those older, chunkier ones off to the sidelines, the ones who don't get as much attn. Both "industry" pros as well those in legit hospitality, restaurant and hotel staff. Much better attitudes. Much more humble. They know they need to work hard to get what they want out of life. They know they need to treat people right to get the same in return. If I had went to them from the start I would've had a much better time, much better memories, and would suggest anyone to do the same. And so it was one of those restaurant staff I took a Line ID from, not expecting much as I already had so many, who stuck by as I kept wasting time going down the wrong paths, and would eventually become my wife.
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1 hour ago, webfact said:In order to get a registered business account, people will need to be registered via the Thai government’s Know Your Business (KYB) scheme.
Registration for a business account requires applicants to submit their 13 digit registration number, as well as the identification documents of all company shareholders with more than 25% stake in the company. In addition, anyone who is authorised to use said business account is also required to submit their identification documents.
Furthermore, business accounts will then be charged 7% VAT on all transactions, while domestic transactions can only be made in Thai baht and must be linked to a Thai bank account.
Hahaha. Absolutely absurd. And yet they've been screaming for the past few years about becoming "the hub" of this and that, like digital nomads, skilled expats, "Smart visas", e-commerce, yadda yadda. This just totally kills it.
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I teach online and get paid with PayPal. Fortunately it's a US acct. Goes to my US bank, then here to my LOS bank with Wise.
The online teaching company in their newsletter last week asked which other services we'd like to get paid with, I suspect that's related to this situation.
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Just got my 2nd jab out here at an Issan govt hospital. They had a stack of yellow books sitting there. Had me sign my name in it, said to make it match the signature in my passport. Paid 50 baht. Then they said check back in about a month. The "big doctor" has to go through and sign all of them. Heh.
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10 hours ago, Nojohndoe said:
Were there not pre- pandemic utterances of the desire to remodel Pattaya as a "family friendly" location?
Many seem to forget they had tried "family friendly" in BKK years ago: Dinosaur Park! It was an utter failure. Who wants to come to Thailand for such a thing, when I'm sure something like it exists in their home countries? It seems now this is what they want to bulldoze Patts for.
Patts is well known for one thing in particular, and short of creating something on the scale of Jurassic Park, I doubt that'll ever change.
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Black smoke: Officials and police cracking down on vehicle emissions as new regulations loom
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This has been a trend among diesel truck fans. I imagine they got it from America. There it's called "rolling coal". They modify the trucks to produce more smoke, then even go as far as putting an upward exhaust pipe that looks like a smokestack. CHOO-CHOO!