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Advice:  Tell the truth...

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3 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

so called ‘Super Spreader’ having come into contact with hundreds of customers.

ah, so it's her first week.

i still don't see the appeal of being guy #93857958037598357945

Life can be GREAT.  My dad's powerful.  Guys come over and they say, "al;sdkjfsl;fjsdf;" to me and I give them my name and Bank information.  Well, now bitcoin.  I laugh, they laugh, they send me 1 million USD and then I travel the world under the name Deez Nutz and tell people I'm a very successful (fill in the blank).  

Don't worry!!!  Let me do some algorithmic projections based on my tourism metric...

100,000 plus 43 and then 92472349823 239434982 234923409 2048348304 238423-4832

Equals.....  43

Carry on.  

Has anyone ever heard of, or perhaps watched, a show called....

The Twilight Zone.    Well, guess what, we are all in one episode....

3 hours ago, WinnieTheKhwai said:

I do like Airvisual.org

I believe it is DOT COM.  

appreciate the information  

5000.... OMG.  Step 1, rent a boat.  Step 2, secure 5000000 baht.   Step 3, draft a will.   Step 4, learn how to write a book.  Step 5, get an account at a popular video site, learn to monetize.  

7 minutes ago, Assurancetourix said:

we can stay, even in Bangkok, for 3,000 baht / month

This would be such a sub-standard of living that it would compare to jail.  This is not realistic, or sanitary.   Why not just say we can take a hammock and live in the jungle, which is possible....but just as likely as "living" in Bangkok for 3,000.  We can sleep in movie theater bathrooms and walk at night to save money......lol.....

I would rather MORE people have fun, than ONLY me while others are afraid of the COvid19.   I cannot take pleasure on a deserted beach while others cannot enjoy the same level of peace and tranquility.  I want all humans to smile, relax, and....

lol  

Right now I'm at 37.  OMG.... 37.1   Air con FULL BLAST!!!  OK, 37.

I'm afraid to even move.  OMG....I'm going to go exercise.

send me letters....  

IF the virus has an RO of even above 2 (d'uh)..... then....  well...  ahhhh.... simple addition.  

Everyone needs to get off their high horse.  We are all from countries where, if we have a brain, can make 300,000 baht in a month or even a day if things go well.  Times that by 20-years.  Plus never getting 350 baht a day and trying to support 100 kids (we don't know).....  

Let's not act like we understand poor.

YOU are responsible for your own actions, especially if you are a visitor.  So, bring the family and 10,000 of your closest Wuhan friends down to Pattaya and.....well.....if......it's your fault.

This guy needs to sell his magic spray for 1000000 zillion baht, then get out of dodge...  

People are idiots and they want to believe everything.  This morning, my idiot farang friends said, "Oh, Italy and S. Korea are 100% transparent."  What????  How do you know this?  Maybe they are reporting higher numbers to defect some of the probing when really their numbers are 10000000000x higher.  Oh no, if a Youtuber says they are honest...they are honest.  

6 hours ago, webfact said:

Strengthening immunity one way to avoid Covid-19

WOW..... Learn something new everyday.  I thought weakening your immunity would help more.  What do they mean "avoid"?  This is some crazy alien riddle?  lol

6 minutes ago, holy cow cm said:

Yikes, and I am going to that area in 5 days to take a friend from the US. so now what do you do now? No thank you, here is 500 baht for not servicing me?

Friends don't take friends to the ladyboy capital of the Universe.  Doesn't your friend want to pick strawberries and pet elephants while wai'ng the locals?  555

On 2/29/2020 at 4:22 PM, Confuscious said:

The temple is the owner of the land, but several people can buy a piece of the land from the owner.

Congratulations..... you now own 0.000000000000001 percent, subject to Thai citizenship test.

You have unlocked the secrets of the temples!!!  You are now Level 2 Farang.  Level 10 Farang gets married and buys 100 houses.  

I read somewhere that 500,000 are infected in China.  It's probably 10 million infected, because I can't be bothered with some "small" pandemic.  

OR.... OR.... this is really nothing, the stock markets will CRASH...and the rich will BUY BUY BUY.....  and then tell everyone, "oh, we have a cure, and also just eat an apple."
 

OR... some alien is playing real life Plague game on us...  lol

99% of those reading this can take out their passport, look down, and realize it DOESN'T say Thailand.  

All of us can go back home for 6-12 months and come back when this thing is under control. 

but we like 20 baht soup and chinese crowds....

I wonder if the expats in China are the same as we are.....555

glad i read this, thanks.

Add to list of questions to potential wife:
 

Do you know anyone in prison?  who?  

Has anyone in your family ever been to prison?

Do you know anyone on drugs?

if i ever lose the plot and get married, we'll rent a different room in a different city every night for 11 years.  that will get the stalkers exhausted.  

Of course I'm in Thailand.  I'm in a place that is now around 90, and I deserve to be heckled for living in 90.  I can easily leave, but the pros outweigh the cons (in my mind).  

But CM, 300++++???  Look, you guys are in Wuhan (CM) and the virus (pollution) is sooooo bad that any rational person would escape if they could.  Over 300 leads to cancer!!!!  Lung, brain, and heart problems, everything!   

Look, if it was 100....I would go to CM!!  Great city!!!  But it's not safe there, and why wouldn't you try to save yourself for just a few months??  If you can't protect yourself, well, I'll keep telling you to go save yourself and come back in a few months.  Don't you have family who want you to be healthy???  How are the pros better than 300???  Impossible.

But you won't leave.......well, whatever, stay in Wuhan when you can leave and you will get no sympathy.  You think i'm trolling but I'm just trying to get you (all of you) to think and do the right thing.  

Even if you ONLY leave for March, it might really help.  

Blocking me won't make the pollution leave.  LOL

Am I reading this headline correctly?  60 teachers in, maybe, 60 classrooms with say 20 students in each classroom who have family and friends and take public transportation....

nothing we can do, just enjoy your day.  I'm in a cave in North Korea.

NOT one reported case.   

Of course it depends WHO drew the map?  right?

It's a good thing we are all expert Thai historians.   

The OFFICIAL transfer date was September 23, 1724 at 5:38 a.m. and I know this because I stayed at a Holiday Express last night.