Ventenio

On 1/30/2020 at 4:02 PM, Susco said:

 

Should that be considered good news or bad?

 

Answers on a postcard please

On a postcard????  Are you crazy?

Encrypted email at the minimum  

I was in the last meeting.  

Pollution?   I asked.....  "Huh, you wait for wind you dumb farang."

Coronavirus?  I inquired... "You dumb farang, 100 percent you no worry."
Road fatalities?  I politely wondered...... "you no have accident, OK OK."

Prostitution?  I smiled... "Farang, not your country.  you go now."

Well, what's our top priority?

dive instructors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!        oh, ok kap kap

So the one I'm bidding for on ebay and alibaba and lazada is FAKE?????

Let me give my normal bad analogy for some comedy to myself:

This is like being in Belgium during the winter of 1944-45 and you are part of the American 117th Infantry Regiment.   see (OK, not see...overcast.  hear) tons of planes overhead.  One bomb drops, nobody dies.  The problem, supply lines are cut off (Wuhan, supply lines cut off).....and you HOPE things get better, but the worst is yet to come.  Don't worry, humans will win against Corona, but it will be a WAR and I'm staying away from cities with big Chinese population.  Sorry to the Chinese, but I need to hunker down.....  We are all wearing "insufficient winter clothes" and we might be laughing now....but the laughter will stop.   so now, laugh, enjoy....

16 hours ago, lonewolf99 said:

Anoraks pouring over the statisitcs.

Anorak.   Great word, I didn't have to look it up.  

100 billion means 300 billion.

IF IF IF one bar in Pattaya or Bangkok dies from it....  that number goes to 298327439824798324723849327 billion and they will offer free visas for life to stay.   

Hitler called the Americans and the Russians the worst of the worst.  The Japanese hated the Americans and the Russians. The Chinese hated the Japanese......

And every basketball team hated The Dream Team because they lost by 100 points.  

this is not worthy of an article, but i didn't read it.  

For the first time in YEARS I'm thinking of selling some baht.  Not yet.  The baht has weakened in the last few weeks, BUT not like it's super worried over losing Pattaya or Bangkok.  

OK, like I said before, I'll wait until a bar girl gets it.  Call me crazy, but that would significantly hurt the economy.  I'm not even near any "red light" districts, so I have no idea what's going on....

OK, let me know if you hear anything.  I have a feeling they might not want to share a bar girl getting it....so then maybe I will just watch the baht.   

anyhow, this is life.  i thought the baht would strengthen for years.  

thinking

You are probably OK.  I'm sure we have all had our scares in life, 99% in our home country.  Don't worry, we all play games thinking we will never get caught.  Yea, you had some bad luck but I think it's just a wake-up call to make better decisions when traveling.  I think you will be fine, so I wish you luck in the future.  I've heard a million stories of farangs doing worse things in Thailand, but you got caught.  really, this might be a good thing since you will learn.  they didn't learn.  even if it's a dumb law or whatever, anyhow... late

It is really difficult to be forced to interact with such MORONS.  We need to ultimate IQ test and that number tattooed on their forehead.   What idiot thinks they can smoke on a commercial airline?  Then we get threads of people doing drugs in Thailand......people just don't think things through.  OK, I'm off to Wuhan for a great business opportunity!!!

For the last 1000000 years, business owners complain about business.  Down 90%, 100%, 1000%....they say these things to get sympathy and business.  Very common.  Which is why I never believe such garbage.  And most people with bad jobs only see the negatives anyhow....even hotel owners cry to me if they have one bad night in a month.  "oh, what is wrong, we may never get another customer!!"

I'm woke.  

next year, because of the corona virus, tourist numbers down 99.9999%

I told an employer I will send him my CV.  Now that means CoronaVirus!!

We need to help our fellow humans...I'm off to Wuhan to make a difference!!!  I just hope Pattaya doesn't get infected.  LOL.  Oh, wait...it's already infected with another virus.

funny quote, "When you eat anything, you get everything."  

19 hours ago, rooster59 said:

He got on the back

Does she have octopus tentacles to drive a bike while reaching behind herself to get to his bag?  how does he not notice this?

anyhow.  they found the 22,000, told him they found 1,000, gave him 100 and it's a mai bpen rai.

enjoy!!    

1 minute ago, dcnx said:

The PM will solve this in 5 days.

I'm sorry, I think you have a typo.

I'm sure you meant 5 hours or 5 minutes or even 5 seconds is certainly possible by the PM.  

OMG.... wait until a lady in Pattaya gets it...

OK, back to my book, "Wuhan, Ranked Top Destination in 2020 by Chinese Culinary Cuisine"

The over/under on this Virus (according to Vegas) is 50 million.  I took the over, but I'll never collect

We need a Wuhan meter like the AQI pollution Index.  

CM Wu:  1  

0-5, safe

6-25, go outside wearing a mask

26-49, think about moving or wear full-body protection

50-99, death in 1-year

100-200, death in a month

201-, last day

of course, expats will stay and tell themselves, "It's OK"

At least now humans can stop getting mad at every country and focus on something important.  But, like always, we can't do anything.  

15 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

using a fake ID card

Why do people assume he lived a crime-free life??

Yes, I'm sure, besides the false identity and his past which led to faking an ID and all that...he lived really a life like Jesus.   come on...

If you are in Pattaya and a guy, there is a 90% chance (likely higher) that you are a monger and like to pay for sex.  There is really no other reason to think otherwise.  If people look at you like a sex tourist, well, you knew that before you went....and you went......if you really worried about the word "monger" or "sex tourist" or "loser" or "aids carrier" or whatever, you would never go to Pattaya.  But you knew and you went...

I live in Pattaya and I'm the exception, I go for the beach and bird sounds.  yea, OK....