Hey Ruskie....easy peasy homie, take a trip to Mexico, walk across the US Border, claim asylum. You will get 4000 cash spending money, free healthcare, education for the kid, healthcare, a 4 star hotel room and 8,000 dollars in Food Stamps for you and kid. This will be paid every month until your Asylum date of Feb 24, 2031.
Courtesy of the suckers in America.
Enjoy.