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Grumpy one

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  1. No, just needs a little more time to finish packing his bags
  2. No money = no body It gets left in cold storage till the hospital gets sick of it being there, then a charity buries it, in a pauper's grave
  3. Reincarnated Evil Knievel currently on tour in Thailand
  4. The finish date will be next February 30
  5. Yes, I would keep it, that is until my wife sniffed it out. Sadly it would then it would be like a movie. Gone in 60 seconds, all you would find is new shoes, and perfume clothes
  6. Think of the nightmare of being on an upper floor in a fire
  7. Like fly's to a bucket of crap
  8. Don't forget Trumpland yokels on that list
  9. Daddy hasn't sent this month's stay away from your family money yet.
  10. What's next, dirty nickers
  11. Tea money is a bitch to count when mostly coins 🤫
  12. Sending in a few buses complete with drunken drivers should reduce the numbers
  13. I wore out a perfectly good finger in my first 2 years driving here. Now that its old and worn out like the rest of me, I ponder the question, will these idiots live as long as me. I hope not for the country's sake
  14. This one may be smarter than the orange man
  15. This clown may be the next in line to wear a red cap
  16. Miss Jersey Cow, taught kids Netball, Basketball and Marbels
  17. Maybe Mr. Stookey will try and use Monopoly notes to pay bail and grease a few paws
  18. Just wondering what your thoughts would be on an attractive large breasted woman wearing a vest and no bra be ?
  19. Life must be tuff for 18-year-old Thai's when they find out their older girl friend has the larger dick
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