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Grumpy one

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  1. Still around his neck no doubt He grabbed a dick, not a pair of silicone tits
  2. You make enough stupid comments to keep us amused for 2 minutes
  3. Quickly spend their inheritance
  4. If someone were to cause your family some serious grief you would say its ok? That is something you should think about
  5. It's very simple, most countries DON'T want their criminals to return, too much paperwork, plus the costs involved
  6. The trick to getting out of a lift is simple Stand near the door, when it opens push like hell. For ultimate enjoyment try and let rip a foul fart before the door closes
  7. It's good she is getting hands on training for her next job
  8. Do the fat ones charge by the hour or by the kilo Just asking as I'm a nosey Barstad
  9. The fat one is in training to get a role in the next MEN in Black movie
  10. Don't worry, the repair shop is renting out your repaired car as a taxi. It should be good to collect next month, or the month after
  11. Not saying she is ugly but I've seen a better head on a glass of beer
  12. Were the used condoms being saved to wash and reuse, or were the contents going to a sperm bank
  13. Sis can return anytime she likes, unfortunately the golden chestnut " I'm not well, take me to the cushy hospital " won't work for her
  14. Is the taxi driver related to Tiger Woods
  15. Why can't you get Myanmar beer in Thailand Is it because it is way better than the local swill
  16. Just wondering, how many English white folks left in Blighty
  17. I shave once a week, if I remember. Mac 3 and any soap we have My better half lets me know if I start looking like a bears arse
  18. USA talent show, at its best
  19. To stop her from going out so much, just cut off her cash supply. And PLEASE let us know the outcome
  20. No Nigerian Prince's were available for the photo shoot
  21. If only this fool knew what Hitler's thoughts were on black people
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