For a person who has a fascination for ladyboys and who has mentioned his wifey ( your word not mine ) you appear to live a strange life.
Be happy with your boy friends in dresses
The scenery looks great, alas if I were to venture onto that dodgy looking pile of firewood, there would be a mountainous amount of crap left behind me
Yes, I would keep it, that is until my wife sniffed it out.
Sadly it would then it would be like a movie.
Gone in 60 seconds, all you would find is new shoes, and perfume clothes