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Grumpy one

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  1. Does a degree from Professor Bend Over Bob's Medical School of Proctology count I have the Stinky Finger Degree
  2. That's not fair, I had the same distrust for Biden as I do for Mr. Orange
  3. With your last question, are you sure it hasn't had a nibble or 2
  4. We use Sulphur blocks in small net bags, no harm to our dogs or us, but the Joe Blakes won't come near Lemon Grass also works
  5. For a person who has a fascination for ladyboys and who has mentioned his wifey ( your word not mine ) you appear to live a strange life. Be happy with your boy friends in dresses
  6. At my age I have enough fun in my life just getting to the bathroom and back, without going arse up. My bike riding days are far behind me
  7. Also the second fastest way to end up in an ICU, the quickest is wear gold near a katoey, something Indians seem to enjoy
  8. The scenery looks great, alas if I were to venture onto that dodgy looking pile of firewood, there would be a mountainous amount of crap left behind me
  9. That be Captain Too Late arriving on holidays
  10. No, just needs a little more time to finish packing his bags
  11. No money = no body It gets left in cold storage till the hospital gets sick of it being there, then a charity buries it, in a pauper's grave
  12. Reincarnated Evil Knievel currently on tour in Thailand
  13. Yes, I would keep it, that is until my wife sniffed it out. Sadly it would then it would be like a movie. Gone in 60 seconds, all you would find is new shoes, and perfume clothes
  14. Think of the nightmare of being on an upper floor in a fire
  15. Daddy hasn't sent this month's stay away from your family money yet.
  16. Tea money is a bitch to count when mostly coins 🤫
  17. Sending in a few buses complete with drunken drivers should reduce the numbers
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