Grumpy one

Are you suffering from some serious mental issues after being hit by a monkey, or are you just retarded from birth. Your verbal diarrhea appears to have no ending And thanks for reporting me when I called you a little boy

I am surprised you have lived as long as you have. Here are a few points so you get your sad rants correct. I am Australian, born in Bondi Junction and spent my childhood split between there and a property in Hay, NSW My son is happy and runs a successful plumbing business As for my ex, we split up due to my work driving interstate for too many years, we were still good mates up till her passing. As for my current wife if she heard you refer to her as a prostitute, how can I say this politely, you would prefer 100 monkeys punching the crap out of you, and I believe my son may be there to help dig the hole after So next time you wish to trash me go ahead, I enjoy a good laugh

He has no wife, his only joy is to be used and abused by ladyboys

How in hell will Orange Don fit in a micro car?

He can't go outside due to ladyboy and monkey phobias, plus mummy won't let the little pile of excrement out

12k steps a day. No doubt double that when a monkey comes near you Did you steal your mothers' wine?

On the bright side, the soil would be well fertilized after a few months

Let us hope they don't want another ride. They may cause the poor man and his bike a serious injury

On a hot day, a colander would be more suitable for cooling purposes

A real quote from a mental midget, no doubt you only have 1 more year of Primary School

Gas axe job done

I have 3 psycho guard dogs at home, all Chihuahua's

You really are a sad little mummies boy. No doubt YOUR father curses the day his condom broke

Try the basket

Suck it

From the photo, counting to 10 on her fingers looks like it failed

Give it a few days the bruises should darken a bit 😃

You left out Indians who donate gold chains to the community

Got to agree on that

Never have I laughed so much as I did reading your sad little rant. As for the weed smoking, best ask my son about that, at almost 47 he still walks around in a cloud of smoke By the way my wife read your tragic spiel and her comment was "Is he crazy or just gay "this came from a Thai woman who has been with me close to 20 years. My only regret is I did not meet her sooner than I did My only wish would be to see you bitch slapped by a monkey

He no doubt enjoys his ring being punched

What is it with you, terrified of being assaulted by ladyboys and monkeys. Then claim you will never return. Do you miss your Thai boyfriend that much, or are you just a sick little boy crying for his mummy to help him

Personally, I prefer the aroma of diesel wafting through the air 😃 It eliminates my neighbor's cooking stench

Looking for missing Cow Pats maybe

Are you deaf or do you enjoy stereo nagging 😃