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  1. Grumpy one
    Does a degree from Professor Bend Over Bob's Medical School of Proctology count I have the Stinky Finger Degree
  2. Grumpy one
    That's not fair, I had the same distrust for Biden as I do for Mr. Orange
  3. Grumpy one
    With your last question, are you sure it hasn't had a nibble or 2
  4. Grumpy one
    No, she swallowed the evidence
  5. Grumpy one
    We use Sulphur blocks in small net bags, no harm to our dogs or us, but the Joe Blakes won't come near Lemon Grass also works
  6. Grumpy one
    For a person who has a fascination for ladyboys and who has mentioned his wifey ( your word not mine ) you appear to live a strange life. Be happy with your boy friends in dresses
  7. Grumpy one
    At my age I have enough fun in my life just getting to the bathroom and back, without going arse up. My bike riding days are far behind me
  8. Grumpy one
    Also the second fastest way to end up in an ICU, the quickest is wear gold near a katoey, something Indians seem to enjoy
  9. Grumpy one
    The scenery looks great, alas if I were to venture onto that dodgy looking pile of firewood, there would be a mountainous amount of crap left behind me
  10. Grumpy one
    That be Captain Too Late arriving on holidays
  11. Grumpy one
    No, just needs a little more time to finish packing his bags
  12. Grumpy one
    No money = no body It gets left in cold storage till the hospital gets sick of it being there, then a charity buries it, in a pauper's grave
  13. Grumpy one
    But you can see where they have been
  14. Grumpy one
    Reincarnated Evil Knievel currently on tour in Thailand
  15. Grumpy one
    The finish date will be next February 30
  16. Grumpy one
    Yes, I would keep it, that is until my wife sniffed it out. Sadly it would then it would be like a movie. Gone in 60 seconds, all you would find is new shoes, and perfume clothes
  17. Grumpy one
    Think of the nightmare of being on an upper floor in a fire
  18. Grumpy one
    Like fly's to a bucket of crap
  19. Grumpy one
    Don't forget Trumpland yokels on that list
  20. Grumpy one
    Daddy hasn't sent this month's stay away from your family money yet.
  21. Grumpy one
    So they run tubeless
  22. Grumpy one
    What's next, dirty nickers
  23. Grumpy one
    Tea money is a bitch to count when mostly coins 🤫
  24. Grumpy one
    Sending in a few buses complete with drunken drivers should reduce the numbers
  25. Grumpy one
    I wore out a perfectly good finger in my first 2 years driving here. Now that its old and worn out like the rest of me, I ponder the question, will these idiots live as long as me. I hope not for the country's sake

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