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  1. Grumpy one
    You can after its trapped in a bush fire
  2. Grumpy one
    So, a 20 y/o Thai with the mentality of a 14 y/o has a 16 y/o wife, is this not everyday occurrence RIP the lost soul
  3. Grumpy one
    Thank God, I'm saved from being near a dull person
  4. Grumpy one
    Good luck trying to get the snake whiskey past customs, it's a big NO NO
  5. Grumpy one
    Maybe he ran out of soap powder on washday, and just made a quick trip to 7/11
  6. Grumpy one
    So, six men in a park seeing who can shoot a load of baby batter the furthest Thai version of a good night out
  7. Grumpy one
    Being a wealthy Nigerian Prince
  8. Grumpy one
    Maybe their brakes failed
  9. Grumpy one
    But this IS Thailand the most honest law-abiding place on the planet Zorg
  10. Grumpy one
    Get all the bar girls to drop off sperm samples with a copy of the donors passport. Any 7/11 would do as a drop off point Imm won't be able to track everyone, but it won't cost 2.1 bil baht either
  11. Grumpy one
    You spelt the brand name of your bike wrong, instead of H/D it should read HONDS SCOOPY
  12. Grumpy one
    No, its freshly pumped from the Ganges River
  13. Grumpy one
    No, its freshly pumped from the Ganges River
  14. Grumpy one
    He looks like just returned from a year long summer break at Chernobyl
  15. Grumpy one
    If she had balls, you would be first in line to offer marriage no doubt
  16. Grumpy one
    Damn I thought he was a ladyboy
  17. Grumpy one
    Does monopoly money count
  18. Grumpy one
    Most casino's probably make a tidy income from the average punter with just a few hundred to gamble
  19. Grumpy one
    Plus a large number of Farang, myself included
  20. Grumpy one
    I doubt 20 m Dong or Lak will buy much of a toy, maybe a Dildo to use minus batteries
  21. Grumpy one
    My wife would shake her head, call me something in Thai then get on with her life. If deported she would eventually move to where I went. Definitely not start bitching to the world that I stuffed up
  22. Grumpy one
    His Dum assed gf is the one bitching, guess she has to find a new travel companion
  23. Grumpy one
    A few years back I bought my wife a new washing machine, it arrived on her birthday As the machine was carried into a house full of guests I simply said Happy Birthday Still paying for that slight slip of the tongue
  24. Grumpy one
    Very cheap paper to clean up all the crap you spill
  25. Grumpy one
    You definitely require a roll or 2 of toilet tissue

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