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Grumpy one

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  1. No Nigerian Prince's were available for the photo shoot
  2. If only this fool knew what Hitler's thoughts were on black people
  3. I never knew you could wheel clamp a camel
  4. The 10,000 baht that most of the population are still waiting for may be side tracked. Assuming it's not spent on new cars and homes
  5. Mr. Dobie should be thankful his wheelchair was not also stolen. Probably get 4000 for it
  6. Man attacked by dead Tuna, makes a refreshing change to the current drunks being idiots headlines
  7. Those pesky ruskies come up with some weird plans
  8. They were found in the domestic terminal He could have bought them as Vietnam war relics But trying to take on a plane still makes him nut job
  9. When loaded with Chinese, wanting all you can eat seafood. It's an elevator cruise, straight to the bottom of the Gulf
  10. There is a recharging system installed, it's similar to a push bike's rear wheel connected to a generator. It only takes 3,000 passengers riding flat out to power 1 light onboard It has been hailed a great success and will be used to transport refugees across the English Chanel
  11. Maybe he is looking to the future. This could be his next home, and he would like the aroma of salt air
  12. These cheap knock off perfumes are good for removing the musty smell from wet car mats
  13. It's true love till the plonkers ATM card expires
  14. Would that not compact it more
  15. Eat a packet of Prunes or drink prune juice Either will get you running, and I do mean running
  16. 4: 20 am is a bit early to go jogging, but the white T shirt guy seems happy to do it
  17. Publish the name of your dentist He appears to do great work
  18. Years ago I had a foolish teenager in a pub ask me if I knew who his father was, I simply asked him his mothers maiden name I doubt he came from my loins, but its best to check. Myself and all the rest sitting at the bar never saw a more disappointed and crushed soul walk out, we all had a great laugh
  19. Cocks in Frocks Bitch Slapping each other, better than the wrestling on tv in the 70's Pay to view will make a bundle
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