Grumpy one

The God Squad probably think its a good spot to recruit from. They get the lot, cuming and going

A holiday home is awaiting HIM

Looking at the damaged door, it looks that was where the cop landed after being hit

Neck brace and arm sling, did he slip over going in the back door of the hospital

Next weeks news, Gunmen kept busy removing claimants of large family inheritance

I read it wrong, he is safe in Blighty, with all the sunshine predicted

My mistake, when I first read it I assumed the flight retuned to BKK

Maybe he was taking his g/f home first

Guess which Darwin Award contender won't be returning to Blighty for a while

She should be subjected to the full extent of the law. I'm sure a few years in T S's soon to be vacated room with a view is available

Australia's Royal family would have been the late Dame Edna and Sir Les Patterson

Buddhists believe in reincarnation, same crap different religion

No doubt the spirit of the deceased came back and stripped the house. He wanted it for the after life.

Go suck a haggis you wee lad

Many questions were asked, But was the driver asked how he lost control of the car? Had he or the car been out drinking I ask about the car as every time you read about these incidents, it's the cars fault

I'm not that sort of person. I would rather stay around and annoy the likes of you

Or a well placed OO gauge shot gun cartridge fired under his chin

Will he also add smoking and cremations to the list

I agree, send him to Bangkok on a bus

Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz

Customer service, that would be an oxymoron in this country

All government employees have had years of practise starring into space

My s.i.l. thinks Australia is next to Germany

Until today I thought all snakes slithered. But thanks to this intrepid reporter I found out they lurk. This has added to my vast wealth of useless information, I thank you.

Way to go Wassana, not only do you get a scar as a memento, you win the Darwin Award for this week