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Grumpy one

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  1. A dose of knee capping should deter this retard from offending again
  2. Being busted in Melbourne would have been better for him A much more civilized prison system Hope he likes rice soup
  3. TAT do realize that the first 4 months of the year are crap in Europe, unless you are a Polar Bear Hence the tourist surge I'm sorry I am showing my ignorance; TAT are the smartest folk around
  4. That would make life too simple for us and cut back on hopeful tea money. I had an IMM orifice shuffle my papers for almost 1 hour then said its lunch time we go next door My reply was, be seeing you in 1 hour
  5. They know how Chinese build things these days
  6. Still around his neck no doubt He grabbed a dick, not a pair of silicone tits
  7. You make enough stupid comments to keep us amused for 2 minutes
  8. Quickly spend their inheritance
  9. If someone were to cause your family some serious grief you would say its ok? That is something you should think about
  10. It's very simple, most countries DON'T want their criminals to return, too much paperwork, plus the costs involved
  11. The trick to getting out of a lift is simple Stand near the door, when it opens push like hell. For ultimate enjoyment try and let rip a foul fart before the door closes
  12. It's good she is getting hands on training for her next job
  13. Do the fat ones charge by the hour or by the kilo Just asking as I'm a nosey Barstad
  14. The fat one is in training to get a role in the next MEN in Black movie
  15. Don't worry, the repair shop is renting out your repaired car as a taxi. It should be good to collect next month, or the month after
  16. Not saying she is ugly but I've seen a better head on a glass of beer
  17. Were the used condoms being saved to wash and reuse, or were the contents going to a sperm bank
  18. Sis can return anytime she likes, unfortunately the golden chestnut " I'm not well, take me to the cushy hospital " won't work for her
  19. Is the taxi driver related to Tiger Woods
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