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Grumpy one

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  1. Do the fat ones charge by the hour or by the kilo Just asking as I'm a nosey Barstad
  2. The fat one is in training to get a role in the next MEN in Black movie
  3. Don't worry, the repair shop is renting out your repaired car as a taxi. It should be good to collect next month, or the month after
  4. Not saying she is ugly but I've seen a better head on a glass of beer
  5. Were the used condoms being saved to wash and reuse, or were the contents going to a sperm bank
  6. Sis can return anytime she likes, unfortunately the golden chestnut " I'm not well, take me to the cushy hospital " won't work for her
  7. Is the taxi driver related to Tiger Woods
  8. Why can't you get Myanmar beer in Thailand Is it because it is way better than the local swill
  9. Just wondering, how many English white folks left in Blighty
  10. I shave once a week, if I remember. Mac 3 and any soap we have My better half lets me know if I start looking like a bears arse
  11. USA talent show, at its best
  12. To stop her from going out so much, just cut off her cash supply. And PLEASE let us know the outcome
  13. No Nigerian Prince's were available for the photo shoot
  14. If only this fool knew what Hitler's thoughts were on black people
  15. I never knew you could wheel clamp a camel
  16. The 10,000 baht that most of the population are still waiting for may be side tracked. Assuming it's not spent on new cars and homes
  17. Mr. Dobie should be thankful his wheelchair was not also stolen. Probably get 4000 for it
  18. Man attacked by dead Tuna, makes a refreshing change to the current drunks being idiots headlines
  19. Those pesky ruskies come up with some weird plans
  20. They were found in the domestic terminal He could have bought them as Vietnam war relics But trying to take on a plane still makes him nut job
  21. When loaded with Chinese, wanting all you can eat seafood. It's an elevator cruise, straight to the bottom of the Gulf
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