Grumpy one

If found guilty, I doubt he will be missed by too many

Entrust your money into my care. I will ensure it leaves the country post haste, along with myself ????

And there was me grumbling about noisy bikes and local kids in Cha Am. I must be living a charmed life, away from the multi cultured riff raff

Go to the nearest Land Transport office, explain what you want. Then stand there pulling out your hair after some dimwit who is serving you looks at you with mouth open and a glazed shocked look in their eyes. You WANT me to work ????

Thanks, we ended up doing the same thing.

Most dogs would lick the plates clean. Granny needs to find someone with size 14 boots and pay them to insert in the neither region of g/d

Note to reporter ALL gun shot wounds are inflicted by firearms ????

Which of the group of near do wells do you fit into

Does anyone know the contact phone number to organise a pet cremation, thanks in advance

Plenty of crocodile farms, I'm sure they would do a decent job. Or use a large meat grinder and feed the mince to the chickens.

For mice or cockroaches ?

You appear to be very taken by such creatures, I prefer real women not cocks in frocks

This thing is no lady

Will the pretty little Dutch boy sick his finger in a dyke if she springs a leak ??? ????

That is my money, and I can describe the car, It had 4 wheels

This must be the Crime of the Century The missing envelope, could have saved them

Go and visit the family, she only wants to show off her latest catch. Just like any keen fisherman / fisherperson does

At least some of the little flockers used condoms.

Just another normal day here in Thailand. As long as my family are left alone, the nutters are free to do whatever takes their fancy

I believe the fashion police are to blame, pink and brown shocking

If not, you will be in deep ???? if not

Turn it into a poppy field, its a crop that keeps giving a good profit

Taking work from katoey's ????

Surprisingly she is still with me after 17 years, and she had more money than me

Remembering to wear pants when I go out