Grumpy one

Indians seems to be attracted ladyboys. Do they seek out a little pain, so on the return to curry land they can show the scars and tell of much bravado fighting off a bunch of wild men ( in dresses )

Fair crack at the sauce bottle, he was only looking for some munchies

His seeing eye dog bailed out on him prior to impact

It's all about the weed

I must admit my statement was wrong, it should have been " In hindsight the kid should have been drowned at childbirth" Now you can like it or give another tirade on my mental health, either way I will not be loosing any sleep due to your comments

Their buffalo are having a stop work meeting about having to tart up for the occasion

The son should have been drowned at childbirth

To be fair to the monk, this did happen before Buddhist lent ( no drinking ) which started last week

Tell her how you feel but make sure she has plenty of knives handy. You don't want to have her go looking for one to carve you up.

The son doesn't sound very British to me. As for dad, the old plonker needs to readjust his thinking. 60 year olds don't have much luck surviving bar brawls

Look for hens with teeth ????

Looks like some monks need a titty purse for their stash

Small breed dogs know how to soften a hard man

Bring on the blight

Is he auditioning for a new Jaws movie ? ????

Mario Mauer, now that's a good strong Thai name. Who is this muppet?

Surprising how strong Thai tree's are ????

Over 13 years ago we saved a soi dog after being hit by a car. The old girl is still with us, Queen of the kitchen at meal time and boss of the bed at night. We also have a chihuahua that thinks its a bull mastiff. He was one of 5 we rescued from a pound. Sadly over the ensuing years we have lost 4 due to old age. To me the perfect dog is one you can pick up when you have to and not develop a hernia in doing so.

They are marking a where to cut diagram for the woman's family

I would like to be a burden on the Australian government for the next 10 to 15 years, if not longer and a headache for my wife ????

Just give them a camel for transport, a goat for sex and a bacon sandwich as a welcoming gift

And therein lies the problem

His group of chosen buffaloes must be getting tired of getting done up for the return

A bullet to the head is far less expensive than a long prison sentence

They work much better than B O But you do need to use SOAP and water first