Grumpy one

Both A bit of flying until the fuel lines clog up Then its a lot of burning when the plane crashes

She could have been offered a window seat on the OUTSIDE

If these fighting cows dug up the buried pistol, they may become Cows with Guns

The End is Nigh

Add another 20 years and it might be started

It goes where it wants, guided by the water flow Not unlike many drivers here

Left hand or right hand who cares, a few less of them would make a better world

You should be ashamed of yourself. This hard working woman, working long hours for Immigration, enquires in a shy manner if you are seeking a charming woman for company and you reject her. Shame on you. No doubt every male who went to her desk later that day ended up knee deep in dung

But it was his favourite nose picking digit

Better than their goats and camels, too much mess left behind