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Grumpy one

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  1. And wishing for fame and fortune
  2. There was me, thinking that was an Englishman's dream
  3. Ban all cars and bring back the buffaloes. No high rise car park needed, only a bit of land, the free garden manure is a bonus
  4. There should be a new criminal offence gazetted. Being Russian brings a 3 years minimum prison sentence
  5. Had a neighbour in Aus who enjoyed loud late night music. Would never turn it down. One Sunday night about 11 pm I cranked up my stereo with A lion sleeps tonight, hit the repeat button and went out Next morning on my return he came begging me not to play that again. He got the message that I like my peace and quiet
  6. How long before pretty boy becomes every ones favourite boy in lockup
  7. I have 2 questions Were they filming a new Cheech and Chong movie, Up in Smoke 2 ? How many Munchie Trucks arrived at the scene
  8. The only thing wrong in the photo is the rope should have gone around his ankles and neck. That way a ruling of suicide would be the best outcome for all
  9. No doubt the owners of the warehouse were paid rent each month
  10. Will there be a stoning in the near future to stop this sort of thing happening again
  11. Camo safari suits may be tops in fashion in Moscow this time of year
  12. Are they planning on airfreighting the car back to Germany for repairs
  13. Maybe he decided to spend the kids inheritance money
  14. Cash is the only way to go. Parcel no show ................. No loss to me
  15. I wonder how much soggy chickens retail for
  16. You have to ask is this just an insurance claim for imaginary items
  17. Looking at the wreck we can assume the speed limit was not being broken much
  18. Seems what little grey matter he had was burnt up by white powder. No doubt someone somewhere may feel sorry for him. Most will thank him, myself included for giving us a good laugh.
  19. It's good to see there was no report of missing gold mentioned in the ensuing engagement
  20. This guy has to be a mentally challenged turd. Cops come so you lock yourself in the bathroom. Did he think he could escape by jumping in the crapper and flushing himself away
  21. I had much better taste in sleeping partners, plus I worked night shift
  22. Had one once in Australia Lovely Rhodesian Ridgeback, that loved sleeping on the sofa and bed. I had a tough choice, get rid of the mutt or the wife would leave. That dog had a great life, sleeping where he wanted in the house for many years after
  23. Is he pointing to where the Katoey Biker kissed him before or after the robbery
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