Grumpy one

Maybe a 6-month hospital stay

It's very simple, most countries DON'T want their criminals to return, too much paperwork, plus the costs involved

The trick to getting out of a lift is simple Stand near the door, when it opens push like hell. For ultimate enjoyment try and let rip a foul fart before the door closes

It's good she is getting hands on training for her next job

Do the fat ones charge by the hour or by the kilo Just asking as I'm a nosey Barstad

The fat one is in training to get a role in the next MEN in Black movie

Don't worry, the repair shop is renting out your repaired car as a taxi. It should be good to collect next month, or the month after

Not saying she is ugly but I've seen a better head on a glass of beer

Were the used condoms being saved to wash and reuse, or were the contents going to a sperm bank

Sis can return anytime she likes, unfortunately the golden chestnut " I'm not well, take me to the cushy hospital " won't work for her

Is the taxi driver related to Tiger Woods

Why can't you get Myanmar beer in Thailand Is it because it is way better than the local swill

Give the teacher the same hair cut

And all the windows are broken

What about sitting it in a wheelchair 🤐

Just wondering, how many English white folks left in Blighty

I shave once a week, if I remember. Mac 3 and any soap we have My better half lets me know if I start looking like a bears arse

USA talent show, at its best

To stop her from going out so much, just cut off her cash supply. And PLEASE let us know the outcome

No Nigerian Prince's were available for the photo shoot

If only this fool knew what Hitler's thoughts were on black people

I never knew you could wheel clamp a camel

The 10,000 baht that most of the population are still waiting for may be side tracked. Assuming it's not spent on new cars and homes

Mr. Dobie should be thankful his wheelchair was not also stolen. Probably get 4000 for it

Man attacked by dead Tuna, makes a refreshing change to the current drunks being idiots headlines