Grumpy one

Next time anti up the deposit and pay monthly installments in her name If things go pear shaped let her find the payments

If not already doing so

Who does the housework in this guys place? Then the question of who gets to clean the doll ????

Are these crossings ugly Yes Will they be accepted by motorists Who Knows If Thai's can't manage to cross a Single level crossing, without death and mayhem What are their chances of survival with Double tracks

All Thai's should replace their revolvers with pistols. Then they can all be winners and grinners when playing Russian Roulette

The big question is will these planes have the capability to shoot down the very dangerous Chinese weather balloons ? ????

Are you expecting to meet some unfriendly Knights on their way to the Crusades ?? ????

Was the cake a bit dry ??

Tomorrows news, price of Peking furniture will rise sharply

Just wait till he is clinically dead, then report on this cretin

The high wire walkway appears safer than the foot path

OK Mr Rich Guy You dont need to brag about owning a sock

You like the idea of being locked up

Do you get the munchies when your neighbour takes a toke?

These Frenchmen did not require bikes to emit loud noise or smelly exhaust. This is standard equipment.

Lived here for almost 15 years , speak about 15 words of Thai. Most of those words will earn me a bloody nose if not careful

They came from very wealthy families, their late fathers were all multi millionaires Have you never been contacted by their mothers who are willing to share their wealth

What does a 6.5 mil baht watch do that makes it so special ? Can it give a b/j or massage Better to invest in a few cheap working girls On the bright side if you leave one in a taxi it will find its own way back to you

Did someone mention the war to him ??

My goal in life is to be a burden on the Australian Government pensions department for many more years ????

Pussy purses have been around a long time

Much like Thai women

A bit lower comes to mind ????

I wonder what her husband will say when this love struck old fart turns up on the door step ????

Carry a local dressmakers phone number or a tube of Super Glue Both work out way cheaper