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Grumpy one

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  1. My wife thinks most of my clothing are relics, along with me ????
  2. Most Thai drivers would go with Knocking on Heavens Door
  3. He is NOT asleep ! He is simply looking very intently at his phone screen. Maybe porn, most likely looking to purchase another watch
  4. Being dead, I doubt he has much use for it. Unless he is Muslim, and it's true about the virgins in the here after
  5. Keep her away from any knives
  6. So this enclosure wows the tourists. I doubt the poor animals feel the same way. Clean running water instead of the filthy water tubs and some shaded area may help. But not much. I never realised digging a pit could be so expensive, what was used, 24 carat gold shovels ?
  7. How can you say this about Thai drivers. They are always striving to find ways to keep alert. More driving lights, horns and a vast array of coloured lights that usually fail to work. All these and looking for a food stall where they can block traffic are the number one on their list of priorities
  8. In some African countries, if people had a rat infestation, they may be called caterers
  9. Watching paint dry and cricket are neck and neck in the boring race, followed closely with watching grass grow
  10. The poor guy only wanted to brush up on his driving skills prior to going for a drivers licence
  11. Has the learning level increased since 1969? I ask this as in that year in Sydney, Australia I was asked by some Vietnam R @ R troops where could they catch an Emu taxi OK they were not the brightest candles in the box, but how dumb can you get?
  12. The wide bodies will be some of the older and larger flight attendants that Thai were using in 2019
  13. Arson About, a well travelled soul
  14. As a drain cleaner
  15. At least the buffalo knows the way home, so the driver can drink or sleep. But no racing bufs in Thailand
  16. At my age I do what makes me happy. If someone finds my first drink or fart offensive, tough luck for them I worked hard, let me enjoy my remaining time on earth my way
  17. I have a HP 15'' that was used by Noah when planning to build his Ark. I don't want to bin it, but its a race as to who or what looses its memory first. Me or machine?
  18. A bottle of Scotch or your favourite spirit should work
  19. The caring driver not wanting to wear out any mechanical parts may have selected angel gear/ neutral for the run down hill. Followed by a loud scream of Oh ????
  20. Has it ever worked? I ask as nothing other than gaffa tape works on mine ????
  21. Turned up collars seem to be a bit gay. Being an Aussie with no sense of fashion, I think I will stick to my T shirts
  22. A crust of bread for them Rabbit Pie for you ????
  23. If you are unhappy with the government hospitals, feel free to pay through the nose at a private hospital. The end result will be the same, it will come at a greater cost is all

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