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Grumpy one

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  1. After living here for the past 16 years, I can assure you not much shocks me anymore. From Monks Behaving Badly to family incest, its a daily occurrence in this country and in many others. Its pointless venting your spleen on those who will never change decades of doing the same. By the way I do not live under any rock, just an average house with a normal family and several demonic dogs
  2. He isn't driving, the Honda died. He only wanted to help reincarnate it
  3. This country is far stranger than any Jerry Springer show could have been
  4. Turn them into toilet paper. You can rename them " 50 Shades of Brown "
  5. Send the kid out in traffic wearing a blindfold. If he returns uninjured then they can have bragging rights, until then it's all 💩
  6. Probably have as much luck with a 30 year old bar girl as you would with a 30 year old car here. Both have been around the block way too many times
  7. The new submarine has to be paid for one way or another
  8. Maybe she is young , compared to him.
  9. And the Flying Pig Show started 2 minutes after all the electrics were given the OK
  10. Touting a bit of business were you
  11. Having Bob move next door to me in Thailand would be a great motivation to go back to my country of birth
  12. Tie a brick to it for a week, then let us all know how it is
  13. Scat Airlines sounds like a large pile of smelly 💩 ....
  14. Who would have thought that a Nigerian would be up to no good
  15. Preparing for a Buffalo Beauty Contest Not much different to katoyes
  16. Obviously in training to be the next Doctor Dolittle
  17. Invite the spineless microbe to attend the hearing
  18. In more ways than we care to think about
  19. Maybe he planned to hand it in after his taxi driving shift ended
  20. I am not fat either. Just large boned. All that laughing is my exercise for the day
  21. That may be the last pussy he plays with for a while
  22. Fried Termites and Chips 🤢 , not as appealing as Fish and Chips
  23. The 2 well dressed no shirters appear to be trying to get employment as Thai finger pointers
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