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Grumpy one

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  1. It's good to see there was no report of missing gold mentioned in the ensuing engagement
  2. This guy has to be a mentally challenged turd. Cops come so you lock yourself in the bathroom. Did he think he could escape by jumping in the crapper and flushing himself away
  3. I had much better taste in sleeping partners, plus I worked night shift
  4. Had one once in Australia Lovely Rhodesian Ridgeback, that loved sleeping on the sofa and bed. I had a tough choice, get rid of the mutt or the wife would leave. That dog had a great life, sleeping where he wanted in the house for many years after
  5. Is he pointing to where the Katoey Biker kissed him before or after the robbery
  6. Real women call you Wee Willie
  7. The brown skid marks would not be very photogenic
  8. It's good to see you are not racist. You hate all of the UK equally
  9. What strange language are you speaking ? Remember where you are. If it aint broken don't fix it. If it is broken, still use it till it's dead
  10. Don't be harsh on us Grumpy Old Men. One day you too may be with us pondering the fluff in your belly button
  11. Classy place @ 220 baht per night, I'm sure the roaches like it
  12. I read in another article that the sailors will be participating in community service activities. Does this mean some lucky grandmothers will be getting donations for their sick buffaloes ?
  13. No nationality given, maybe fine Russian specimen of a hoe
  14. This man needs to set his goals higher, Prime Minister would be a good starting point
  15. Are you certain Something Happened, or was it a dream
  16. Not much of a 4 wheel drive, or is it just a mentally impaired driver ?
  17. If only they reverted to the old ways
  18. How long before this fine predator becomes a victim of mans greed
  19. My my, looks like cousin it has been a very naughty boy
  20. The best hiding place is inside dirty socks in a laundry basket, with a couple of sets of used underwear on top. This has worked for me over the years, sell a truck on the weekend and stash the cash.
  21. The free boat ride for poms ended in 1868
  22. I'm going with suicide as the cause of death, this will be proven by the relentless bib in a short time
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