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Grumpy one

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  1. So do many other people in the world, not just Asians
  2. Once more the reporters got it WRONG The head line should be BRAIN FAILURE
  3. In the near future, Loud Speakers will be placed under the train lines, the song being played will be " Train Parts Keep Falling on My Head "
  4. Are you implying the driver has pants named after the restaurant where he crashed. " The Chocolate View "
  5. Let him have his brawl during Songkran. I am sure he will find sufficient pissed members of the community to kick the living 💩 out of him
  6. Quite right, I gave away a house and car to a woman in Khon Kaen many years ago 💩
  7. Short women are great, no need to have a table to sit your beer on To all the short people out there including my wife
  8. All politicians have trouble with discussing the real cost of anything they are involved in.
  9. How much compensation for attacks by jilted bar girls
  10. Is villain number 5 who is not shown in photo be the Mongolian version of Peter Brady The Invisible Man
  11. I wonder how many "Non Farangs " were breaking the same laws without being stopped
  12. OK buy a wig or get used to life as it is. Don't get upset with my first answer as it was given in jest, no doubt you have issues with a woman with thinning hair
  13. Become a knight in rusty armour, or feed them some cheap beef or pork bones now and then
  14. A house blessing AND free entertainment, even if it's only a pis pour boxing match Life is good in Thailand
  15. Shoot him with a tranquilliser dart, it's a 50 / 50 chance he may not topple off the landing. The police could act as bookmakers taking bets
  16. After these low life kids are found guilty, they need need to be castrated. Slice the nuts off or dip in acid, both ways are sure to prevent them doing it again. If the operators hand shakes and he cuts off an extra bit No Worries
  17. Not until it finishes its nap
  18. Planet of the Apes is not a movie anymore
  19. The reality of miserable UK weather was too much for him.
  20. After the first 4 words in the story I was dreaming of heaven 😋
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