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Grumpy one

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  1. Old Pacy got tired of the promised pay rise that never arrived
  2. If this was on the wedding day, it will be interesting the day a kid is born Dont forget to invite Uncle Kalashnikov
  3. What will the police claim to be the cause of this stuff up. 1 Air Brakes failed. 2 Brain failure.
  4. Maybe China will offer a roadside / underwater assistance
  5. They put a lot of thought into hiding the safe
  6. His vagina / recap tyres same thing a bit of excess rubber
  7. Mustafa A is now known as Mustafa A Hole by Pattaya restaurant worker
  8. That Merc driver must have been pished off his face, or in urgent need of glasses. Claiming he did not see anyone on the bonnet is a claim only the Thai police would believe
  9. I would be more concerned with my safety on a long distance bus. They do tend to fall over or just lay down to sleep
  10. Maybe the simple minded lad couldn't change the ice cold a/c, hence the fire
  11. I guess she left you due to your charming wit Smart girl, and her Thai b/f both enjoy their good fortune
  12. Be thankful the ants were not from the 50's movie THEM
  13. No doubt she still loves you She needed the money for Granny;s sick buffalo
  14. This idiot needs to go through an I Q test urgently
  15. Your home has increased in value with the indoor pool
  16. A showing of naked breasts would have been acceptable
  17. Black or any colour tape is not the Thai way. Just twist wires together, quicker and cheaper
  18. You need to change who you let stay in your abode. If it is a high rise condo, may I suggest paying someone to teach him how to fly
  19. Who needs a water gun, just fill some condoms with water and toss them. New or used condoms is up to you
  20. That is a novel idea to sell off out of date sauce What comes next Garlic Shrimp Ice Cream ????
  21. 2 crates of fish or a fishing rod and reel, he already has the hook
  22. Will the lower pickup be offered at a discount or will the new buyer be charged extra for customising ????
  23. A quick coat of paint and there you have a new low mileage car awaiting for a buyer

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