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Grumpy one

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  1. I wonder if the same outrage would be voiced if the diver touched a Salt Water Crocodile or a Great White Shark, or would the headlines simply read Eaten while patting a smiling shark gGGGgG
  2. Naturally Is this the British version of Indian Gold Chains that go missing
  3. Dont forget the Tea money and a bit extra for gas
  4. Did you mean clone or clown, both similar in this case
  5. Or the 2 Germans walking / staggering home from a BAR
  6. That statement had me rolling around in fits of laughter. I can see it now new cars being transported on fork lifts
  7. Old Pacy got tired of the promised pay rise that never arrived
  8. If this was on the wedding day, it will be interesting the day a kid is born Dont forget to invite Uncle Kalashnikov
  9. What will the police claim to be the cause of this stuff up. 1 Air Brakes failed. 2 Brain failure.
  10. Maybe China will offer a roadside / underwater assistance
  11. They put a lot of thought into hiding the safe
  12. His vagina / recap tyres same thing a bit of excess rubber
  13. Mustafa A is now known as Mustafa A Hole by Pattaya restaurant worker
  14. That Merc driver must have been pished off his face, or in urgent need of glasses. Claiming he did not see anyone on the bonnet is a claim only the Thai police would believe
  15. I would be more concerned with my safety on a long distance bus. They do tend to fall over or just lay down to sleep
  16. Maybe the simple minded lad couldn't change the ice cold a/c, hence the fire
  17. I guess she left you due to your charming wit Smart girl, and her Thai b/f both enjoy their good fortune
  18. Be thankful the ants were not from the 50's movie THEM
  19. No doubt she still loves you She needed the money for Granny;s sick buffalo
  20. This idiot needs to go through an I Q test urgently
  21. Your home has increased in value with the indoor pool
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