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Grumpy one

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  1. Maybe they forgot stage 2, the shut ???? Or was it the 9 tonne load that broke the chassis
  2. The boy's not worried about his jewels being on show
  3. The women miss the meat
  4. Next time he is driving may I suggest " Duck Soup " as the movie to show his passengers
  5. When I was 21 it was a very good year. My gf was 42 and hot and wealthy I enjoyed the good times, new car plenty of cash. Then the cow went back to her husband Never again will I go with an older woman One pensioner to a house is plenty
  6. There is no known reason for this animal to reside on earth. Remove his penis with a blunt knife then feed it to him No need to waste a bullet, just feed him to the residents at a crocodile farm
  7. The spirits were strong in this woman, especially the Gin Vodka and Rum
  8. Reporters not checking facts ! Surely you jest sir ????
  9. Personally I am more than happy with my wife. I don't need a spare handle bar to fondal like this <deleted>
  10. Maybe change sides at half time
  11. Before or after the wedding ?
  12. I agree, I also dream I will win 5,000,000 dollars
  13. This "drover" done good, thank god he cant do it again
  14. Why do I have a nagging feeling that on a good day these are 60 hp tractors
  15. Was any steel reinforcement used when laying the road? Just asking as my old eyes are having trouble seeing any in the exposed concrete
  16. Laying money out on the ground is hardly searching for someone's id. There is no need to do it As for doing the autopsy there on the road, lets use your own words WHY THE FOK NOT
  17. As Dylan sang. The times they are a changing. In Thailand we go backwards at a fast rate
  18. It was 8 am or 6 pm maybe ?
  19. A note from the factory boss was put up saying be careful when cooking fish and chips, don't let the oil burn
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