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Grumpy one

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  1. Start adding up the cost of ALL the transport to get it here then add the taxes. You think its all free
  2. It should read Ass Wipe
  3. I guess we will soon be reading about some kind and thoughtful cabbie handing in a bag of lost money
  4. So have I, but alas instead of good fortune they have COST me a fortune ????
  5. So thats how you remove a Fortuner transmission
  6. His brothers One Nut, Wall Nut and Wing Nut will be there also
  7. His parents should relax and wait. He will return with a severe strain of STDs or a Thai bar girl as a wife who is soon to drop someones kid Maybe turn up with all the above
  8. A pair of pups from the same litter qualify as Twins , Both will love you as you grow old. And cheaper than kids t
  9. I wonder if the same outrage would be voiced if the diver touched a Salt Water Crocodile or a Great White Shark, or would the headlines simply read Eaten while patting a smiling shark gGGGgG
  10. Naturally Is this the British version of Indian Gold Chains that go missing
  11. Dont forget the Tea money and a bit extra for gas
  12. Did you mean clone or clown, both similar in this case
  13. Or the 2 Germans walking / staggering home from a BAR
  14. That statement had me rolling around in fits of laughter. I can see it now new cars being transported on fork lifts
  15. Old Pacy got tired of the promised pay rise that never arrived
  16. If this was on the wedding day, it will be interesting the day a kid is born Dont forget to invite Uncle Kalashnikov
  17. What will the police claim to be the cause of this stuff up. 1 Air Brakes failed. 2 Brain failure.
  18. Maybe China will offer a roadside / underwater assistance
  19. They put a lot of thought into hiding the safe
  20. His vagina / recap tyres same thing a bit of excess rubber
  21. Mustafa A is now known as Mustafa A Hole by Pattaya restaurant worker
  22. That Merc driver must have been pished off his face, or in urgent need of glasses. Claiming he did not see anyone on the bonnet is a claim only the Thai police would believe
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