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  1. Grumpy one
    At my age I do what makes me happy. If someone finds my first drink or fart offensive, tough luck for them I worked hard, let me enjoy my remaining time on earth my way
  2. Grumpy one
    I have a HP 15'' that was used by Noah when planning to build his Ark. I don't want to bin it, but its a race as to who or what looses its memory first. Me or machine?
  3. Grumpy one
    A bottle of Scotch or your favourite spirit should work
  4. Grumpy one
    The caring driver not wanting to wear out any mechanical parts may have selected angel gear/ neutral for the run down hill. Followed by a loud scream of Oh ????
  5. Grumpy one
    Was she cleared for take off ?
  6. Grumpy one
    Has it ever worked? I ask as nothing other than gaffa tape works on mine ????
  7. Grumpy one
    Turned up collars seem to be a bit gay. Being an Aussie with no sense of fashion, I think I will stick to my T shirts
  8. Grumpy one
    A crust of bread for them Rabbit Pie for you ????
  9. Grumpy one
    If you are unhappy with the government hospitals, feel free to pay through the nose at a private hospital. The end result will be the same, it will come at a greater cost is all
  10. Grumpy one
    Only some
  11. Grumpy one
    Thai's don't like to insure their cars let alone take out travel insurance
  12. Grumpy one
    Which is more important, food and couple of drinks to numb the mind or a roof over your head. Personally I could not answer this unless faced with the problem
  13. Grumpy one
    I agree, the free boat rides ended in the 1800's
  14. Grumpy one
    I thought I had met one of the smartest women in Thailand, then she married me. Not as smart as I first thought, but I still love her
  15. Grumpy one
    A good number of people don't have 2000 baht a month for a room. No job, no pension no luck
  16. Grumpy one
    Could be great with a Sunday roast
  17. Grumpy one
    Maybe he is waiting for the fork
  18. Grumpy one
    Start adding up the cost of ALL the transport to get it here then add the taxes. You think its all free
  19. Grumpy one
    It should read Ass Wipe
  20. Grumpy one
    I guess we will soon be reading about some kind and thoughtful cabbie handing in a bag of lost money
  21. Grumpy one
    So have I, but alas instead of good fortune they have COST me a fortune ????
  22. Grumpy one
    So thats how you remove a Fortuner transmission
  23. Grumpy one
    His brothers One Nut, Wall Nut and Wing Nut will be there also
  24. Grumpy one
    His parents should relax and wait. He will return with a severe strain of STDs or a Thai bar girl as a wife who is soon to drop someones kid Maybe turn up with all the above
  25. Grumpy one
    A pair of pups from the same litter qualify as Twins , Both will love you as you grow old. And cheaper than kids t

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