Grumpy one

Back in the 60's, he would have been a Nig Nog or Golliewog Now he is simply an Englishman of colour pished off by Ruskies ????

Could have been a large bodied Albino Thai

The right front wheel is where it should be more or less, its just in little pieces

Where did I leave that bar girl, the love of my life ??

I believe the rest of the family reside just down from me

Please try for an earlier departure , that way we can all rejoice and celebrate sooner

With a lump or 2 of ????

Lamb with mint sauce ????

Call me anything you like, I probably wont hear it

With wide rear wheels, wet road, speed and no weight in the rear this was an accident waiting to happen.

It would depend a lot on how many ex-wives you have Houses don't grow on trees

Red Fanta will cure anything here in LOS, except diabetes

A sense of humour as you stand in line

Sorry my old brain is getting an overload of the family. You are correct

She took the money and ran, a family trait

How can Bangkok flood ? After a certain prisoners daughter claimed there would be NO MORE floods in the city. Was this a politician telling lies ? ????

Are you sure its his extra tail, or an enlarged bent penis ????

The man is lucky he was stabbed. Old thunder thighs could have sat on him,

I couldn't agree more, but are you are assuming the crane had normal working brakes Over sized brake drums from too much machining and worn brake shoes would send the rig down the road to oblivion such as here

My dear old dad and an uncle used to say. If you run over an Arab, reverse over him a few times to do a proper job This was the thinking in WW2 in Egypt and other Middle East Guess they didn't like kebabs back then

Maybe they forgot stage 2, the shut ???? Or was it the 9 tonne load that broke the chassis

The boy's not worried about his jewels being on show

The women miss the meat

Transgender maybe

Next time he is driving may I suggest " Duck Soup " as the movie to show his passengers