Having worked in urology I can't see how a testicular ring would help increase the length of his manhood. Removable rubber penile rings which surround the base of the penis and sit behind the testicles are used to prevent the blood flowing out of the penis so the penis stays erect. Anything around the testicles simply cuts off the blood flow to the testes and would cause gangrene and they drop off!!!! Its a technique used in vetinary practice to castrate animals.
Unfortunately I feel that the US with its crass attitudes to womens rights and healthcare for it's citizens and poverty is effectively a 3rd world country with a 1st world economy
Is it true the Les Majestes law covers disrespecting any Royal in the world not just Thai royalty? Perhaps not intended but can be interpreted that way?
Ahh your description of living in the sticks, so wonderful!
Yours sincerely
A grumpy old poverty stricken retiree
Busy doing nothing, working the whole day through
Trying to find lots of things not to do