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    100 Things You Didn't Know About Thailand

    in General Topics

    Posted

    The bar girls aren't calling you "Darling" (English)..... they are called you "NaLing" (Thai -> Monkey Face)

    You wont find that on Wikipedia !!!

    Really they call you dark ling meaning monkey ass.

    What is said is one of several things, depending on dialect and word used. Monkey face and Monkey ass are only 2 such possibilities.

    http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=2089309

    http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=2089392

    From Thai2English.com

    ดาก

    (ดาก-)

    dàak

    [N] a prolapsing of the rectum

    (not a pretty sight) :o

    Issan slang, not central thai dialect.

    Yes, probably not something some polite Bangkokian would say.

    The So Sethaputra New Model dictionary cites it as "n. a plug; tissue at the end of the anus, which becomes piles if swollen, the rectum.

    I first heard the term used in Vientiane many years ago, so I'd say you're right - it's Lao/Issan slang.

    I think the term refers to a Baboon ie the monkey with the big red swollen ass?

    100 Things You Didn't Know About Thailand

    in General Topics

    Posted

    The bar girls aren't calling you "Darling" (English)..... they are called you "NaLing" (Thai -> Monkey Face)

    You wont find that on Wikipedia !!!

    Wrong answer trainee......they are saying "Da Ling" which means Monkey Ass

    I disagree.

    หน้าลิง Na Ling (Face Monkey.... literally)

    Do you mean :

    Da

    ดะ randomly

    ดา to advance

    ด่า to curse

    ด๋า basically just a suffix

    or

    Dta

    ตะ to coat/cover

    ตา eye

    Please write your "Da" in thai script so I can understand what you mean.

    I write "ass" as ตูด(Dtuud) , which as you can see is clearly not close to "Da".

    But I only read/write/speak Bangkokian thai...maybe you are referring to a Northern or North Eastern colloquialism ?

    Trainee over and out.

    :o

    Someone has already mentioned further back in the thread - dagling or dargling or maybe daagling??? meaning baboons arse face or something?

    Pattaya Serial Killer Jailed In Nepalese Prison

    in Pattaya News

    Posted

    Fascinating story. I saw a documentary show on television about him a few years ago. Wish Thailand had gotten him and executed him. He's a true monster.

    Edit: Just looked up a picture of the Nepalese girl. Cute because young I guess, but wouldn't call her close to being extremely beautiful.

    Your right Jimjim, just looked her up again and I must of been wearing a dodgy beer monakle when I posted that?!

    Thailand-laos-cambodja

    in General Topics

    Posted · Edited by enyaw

    A good day trip from Luang Prabang is Kouangxi waterfalls:

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    The falls have pools where you can go for a dip.

    Travelling between Luang Prabang and Vientienne plan a stop in Vang Vieng:

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    Tube down the river, very tranquil.

    Pattaya Serial Killer Jailed In Nepalese Prison

    in Pattaya News

    Posted

    I just can't fathom it? Have you seen pictures of this girl? She's young, extremely beautiful, bright and intelligent a whole world ahead of her?! Why is she choosing to marry an imprisoned 64 year old serial killer who amongst his many victims are young beautiful intelligent women.

    This Charles Sobhraj must be one charming MF!

    Do You Notice Less Traffic Jams

    in General Topics

    Posted

    You have wisely asked to be enlightened. The plan of the ultra-rich is something called the New World Order. It generally involves greatly reducing the population mumbers, getting RFID chip implanted in all people, and other nasty things that are not going to be good for the common man.

    I would respectfully suggest that you do a little research and stop believing what FOX news tells you to believe everyday.

    Finally, your lowly tactics to make me appear an anti-semite or someone with a "healthy interest in beer" are not appreaciated, but I suspect there are enough intelligent readers to see through your intention and also find it too obvious.

    LMFAO.

    I can't tell if you're being serious or not, but please please please tell me you're not.

    New World Order? hahahahaha.

    Assuming for a second that there is such a thing as New World Order (and let's face it, only complete nutters would say there is), I'm quite confident about it. Let's face it, Beacher my slightly deluded friend, if greatly reducing world population numbers is one of their key objectives, they're not very effective are they?

    Implanting chips in all people? Crikey - do people who believe this sort of thing exist in real life?

    If they can't control population, I wouldnt worry too much about their ability to get everyone chipped. I wouldnt trust them to go the Villa and buy a bag of chips, even.

    Open your mind. Surely an over-populated world is not so hard to imagine. A one world government or the new world order is very real, it will happen.

    Are You Naive?

    in General Topics

    Posted

    The actual difference between plain gullible and naive is not clear to me. It would be interesting if you could give an example to show the difference.

    They're pretty similar as defined here http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gullible and here http://www.thefreedictionary.com/naive

    I would suggest that "naive" would apply to someone who has not yet gained worldly wisdom, probably as a result of being young. Whereas "gullible" would apply to someone who really ought to have gained such wisdom and has failed, such as an older person making the mistakes of a younger one.

    Or something like that :D

    Nice explanation Crossy, as always.

    BTW, I checked at http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gullible and the word gullible seems to be missing from the dictionary :o .

    This is true, the word gullible as been removed from the dictionary.. or at least that is what I was told. :D

    Movies You Just Watched

    in ASEAN NOW Community Pub

    Posted · Edited by enyaw

    Ever woken up in a remote place after a heavy night and realised someone must of surgicaly removed your kidneys, yes.. well watch Tursistas for clues on who could've taken it. Ha ha.

    Not a bad horror flick for a Tues Aft. A bunch of backpackers travelling through Brazil end up marooned on an Idylic stretch of beach after the bus they were on slips off an hairpin bend. Not to worry this beach comes with a groovy little beach bar that turns into a raunchy nightclub complete with a bevvy of Brazilian stunners who will let you take them around the back for a few pesos. Ha ha.

    The fun starts when the hapless turistas awake face down on the beach robbed of all their belongings..

    Apparently the director was inspired to make the movie after getting robbed in Peru by a gang of glue sniffing 13 year olds. "I ran, they shot at me and the police essentially said, 'If you give us $300, we know where the kids are, we will let you kill them'" Charming.

    Best Place For A Week's Holiday This Weather

    in General Topics

    Posted

    As others have said Koh Samet on the eastern seaboard would be best otherwise Samui, Phang Na or Tao etc wouldn't be too bad weather-wise.

    Koh Kood and Mak will pretty much be shut down in low season, there's no regular boat service, won't be many other tourist (if any) there'll be Flotsam (litter/debris from mainland) piling up on the shores as the bungalow operators won't see a need to clear it up untill early Oct - you shouldn't have a problem finding accomodation though?

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