jaywalker

Nancy Pelosi, Hunter Biden, Joe Biden...

Brown envelopes not making their rounds.

I know that in my local convenience store, the KY and chocolate cakes are ALWAYS stored side by side. I once looked all over the place for shaving cream...it was right next to the tampons??? Only in Thailand can one knock over the KY and chocolate cake sections at the same time. THAILAND - "The Hub of KY and Chocolate Cakes". What did his father use to "Whack" him with? Sounds like "whacking" runs in the family.

As my Grandmother once told me after I had a court date for hunting deer without a hunting license..."That's what that liquor will get you" ????

Brakes failed.

The banks still operate on Windows 3.1 "No hab budget" for upgrade.

My thoughts exactly.

Red shirts.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Yes. A life jacket is useless if one is in the bowels if a large ship going down.

Yes. The restrooms at the Mo Chit bus station are 3 times the size of those at Swampy as well.

If you're not supposed to kill & cook dogs, then why do they taste like food?

God Bless 'em.

Can't be that! They have strict gun control laws!

I inadertently parked my truck in a taxi zone onve in Pattaya. New parking area/new Mall. Sorry Bro, the paint on your Taxi space marking it out is barely dry. Had about 6 of them ready to drag me to the nearest tree. 100 percent innocent mistake. They wanted to roll in the dirt over it! I dearly love Thailand. I thought driving on the wrong side of the road was (and it is) a special skill. I will never attempt to drive in Thailand again. Taxi;s only. Thank God I smoke Marlboros & don''t vape. I'm too old and too fat. I hit 179 lbs recently.

I recall when they "RE-DID Central Road" 2002 or so. They had that thing dug 2 meters deep for 8 months & layed in a new 2 foot thick layer of cement, replete with lots of rebar. About two weeks after the cement had dried, they were out there with tunneling machines and jackhammers. They forgot something.

It's all in the whistle. Home-skillet blew 17 times.. Dead guy apparently did not hear the 18th toot. ========== I was meeting a friend for dinner once off Ramgsit Road. I got there a bit early. they had about an acre of open parking space. My Nissan king cab truck was the ONLY vehicle in the lot. Nothing else except for the giant potted plant, that he kept blasting on his whistle for me to get closer to. I "accidentally" popped the clutch and smashed it. "Lo so coon na kap" The look on his face was priceless.

Yes. North, South, East and West too. Keep an eye out for "Pla- La" RUN when you hear those words! Make yourself scarce.

In Kuwait a few years back. My Thai wife and her friends from all over SEA were cooking the stinkiest <deleted> I ever smelled. I had quite the Hacienda & could smell it on the street! I took about 2 steps in the door & went back to my truck. Didn't say a word. I just went to the Sultan Center (like Tesco or Walmart) and bought 6 cans of air freshener. She got the message = don't cook that nasty <deleted> around me! I came in both barrels blazing with Potpouri in one hand and Pine Fresh Scent in the other, cussing vocifericously.

And they have a poodle, who yaps at the soidogs ALL NIGHT LONG/

That'd probably work if you had a Louis Viotton bag (my wife can spell Loius' name better than me) Who is Looey anyhow? All I know is he desrves a firing squad.

Arrgh! We are now left to guess what country Angsana is from. Well, lemme see here. Her name isn't Svetlana, ain't Susan nor Sophie. Must be from Antarctica.

Huh? What? We can't be mafia anymore??? -------- I recall 20 years ago, being on a boat tour to "Monkey Island" We (bought) and took some bananas. Sammy The Bull Gravano-monkey took charge. I was beating them off with my flip-flops. Wish I could do the same with Thai cops and not get shot.

Good old Sana'a. Brings back memories.

Thise of who do not, get censored and ghosted.