jaywalker

He thought he was Bond, Somchai Bond.

Yes, and a 30,000 baht fine.

Stray dogs are bad. End of story.

Or countries with the most Soi Dogs. Gotta be Numma 1 for that.

I once had a rip saw (curved thing I got from Homemart). I found a long piece of bamboo, and used a couple hose clamps to connect the saw to it. Pretty good for pruning smaller limbs. My wife got a wild hair and decided to attack some kind of palm tree in the fron yard, as I was sitting on the porch, in the shade, sipping a beer. We'd been watch the Spartacus TV show/series. Once she got a limb down, I told her she should come fan me with it like the slave girls do a on Spartacus. She threatened to come beat me in the head with it.????

Poor baby misses her Mommy...Sad.

I went to Vegas once, as I was working nearby. Sounded like 4,000 people banging on a little kid's piano in the casino. I consider myself a half decent poker player. I ordered a Jack & Coke and promptly lost $20 before it was half finished. That was the end of my gambling days. ======= Glad the old man wasn't in the house!

It don't look cracked neither. ????

Makes total sense....The local motorcycle taxi guys would have kicked their ass otherwise.

Well said my friend. Yet some folks can see such as the current jokes that are the "Experts" around the world and believe everything they say. To believe in one's self, is THOUGHTCRIME. ----- Gargle with battery acid. LOVE IT!

Except for the part where the women went topless 120 years ago. Ahh, the good old days...

Agreed. I once did a bike ride from Hua Hin to BKK. Also did a couple Pattaya to Koh Chang. A mask would have been a good idea. Probably should have worn a 12th Century suit of armor as well.

Why??? Still alive & never even had the sniffles. Whether I've had it or not is irrelevant, as I've been healthy as a horse the whole time.

I'm sure the idea is to keep them out the Chao Phaya and Mekong river systems.

There's also right and wrong. Just a place for kids to play. It wasn't some den of iniquity.

I used to take my 4 year old daughter to the local pool in Pattaya off Soi Khaotalo. We both loved it. Lots of kids for her to play with, nice restaurant & ice cream. Dutch guy with a lovely Thai wife owned the place. Cops shut him down as he refused to pay bribes for "protection"...from themselves. It was a really, really nice place for kids and parents to have a good time.

My stupid neighbor, with the irritating poodle, that yaps ALL NIGHT LONG....at the soidogs she keeps feeding.

I have a friend that worked in Brunei. Every year or two the government would put out a warning. KEEP YOUR DOGS INSIDE on a certain date. On said date the former headhunters with blowpipes and poison darts would roll thru town. I once counted 68 strays in a 1/4 mile stretch in Pattaya, then had to step over 3 more of them at the front door to 7-11.

We, err... caught fish to eat. Big mouth bass. Had the lake stocked at great expense. The gator liked to eat them too. Very Darwinian I know.

Yes, but the stray cats are slightly less vicious. I love, a loving dog, but the strays that turn feral/vicious/dangerous need to be eliminated.

I'm pretty sure .38 pistols only come as revolvers = why wre ANY shells found?

....and goat cheese. I recall a batch of of 50-ish Greek women in the Athens Marriot rstaurant. It was a scene STRAIGHT of of the movie Goodfellas. Enogh makeup to make a Pattaya laybody blush. I've nothing against Greeks. The younger women are scorchingly hot. The guys are super nice. Sorry to hear about one of them coming to an untimely end.

Funny,Cute/Beautiful....The word "Kidnap". Driving by Foodland one day and my wife says "We need 'kidnap'". 'Just who in the hell do we need to kidnap pretty girl? Might take some planning?' She meant to say napkins. Bless her heart. So pretty! Napkin/kidnap. She once told me she had cooked some kitchen in the chicken. Such a lovely lady!

I hope not. Once married to a sweet Thai lady, they are tough to forget though I could never lay hands on mine in a derogatory manner....Much as I have wanted to over the years. If my wife wants an "affair" then she is welcome to strike out on her own. 21 uears with her and I still wonder if it was just because. I'm actually a handsome man. I could never hurt my wife.