Toby1947

Buy a kit half hours work, don't be a cheap Charlie all your life.

Much ado about nothing

Be careful not to get trampled in the rush for a 20bht sim card. After all you've just spent a £1000 on an economy flight, they haven't got a clue.

If I was as rich as you I'd have more money than you. How? I'd do a bit of window cleaning on the side.

Biggest cowards on the planet

Easily sorted, get sensible with tourist visas. Increase length of exempt stays, get rid of the ridiculously complicated evisa application process. Job done

I'll explain your Hotel and Car Hire Company are bull sh#tters. Just want to scam you for as much as possible up front. Just arrive and see the truth, empty hotels and hire cars covered in dust.

Who gives at toss, Thais certainly don't ????????????

What happened to the new visa regulations talked about by this new PM for real money spending tourist.

Yea, but the driver is still p#ssed from the night before. ????????????

What about the silly self photo with your passport under your chin. And passport stamps of any previous trips, also the declaration form only half the story here

And it scorching hot, and p#sses down with rain. Great ????????

Wow big saving on cancer sticks. We'll get trampled in the rush

Before every game of Rugby ???? our skipper used to inspire us with the chant. Come on boys, " thems that dies will be the lucky uns. " ????????????

Definitely a job for Inspector Clouseau. Contact him immediately. ????????????

Watch video on YouTube, Robert Sultan how to apply for a Thailand Tourist Visa After 2022. American guy leads you through the application process by the hand. Brilliant

The very first Master Mind competition was won by a London cabbie. Not too bright aye ?

If bullsh×t was music we're listening to the London Philharmonic. And the Rolex is a £10 snide.

Depends how much booze I've had ????????????????

Never has my gast been so flabbered ????????????

And you consider drug addled youngsters a step forward. Gawd

Just hope he won't be charging his silly London prices. And I can actually see my grub without having to look under a lettuce leaf. ????????????

Whistling in wind, you hope ????????????. After all, This is Thailand ????????????

Yet another scam to get extra backhander from you. It's just gets more ridiculous by the day. And this is a government controlled agency, what an absolute sh×t hole it has become no wonder they're struggling with visitors

Glad I never took the silly plunge I considered years ago on my early visits to the Land of Scams. I'm happy to do 6 months about as a tourist, there's no better country on the planet than dear old Blighty especially during Spring and Summer. Thousands of so called expats there regret burning their bridges if the truth be known, and I'm not just talking about the cheap Charlie's