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Toby1947

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  1. Sharples, fish & chip shop. Get some proper grub down ya. None of this Thai slop. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚
  2. Where were the parents ? Probably counting the money. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก
  3. Travel insurance lapsed before his hospitalisation ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ. What a load of boll+cks. I feel a Go Fund Me coming on ๐Ÿ˜ก
  4. Disrupt social harmony ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ. Take a look in a mirror ๐Ÿ˜ก
  5. Just had my hand bitten off by a shark Q. Which one was it ? A. Don't know they all look the same to me. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
  6. Flew back to BKK. to let the Cheap Charlies have a CRACK at it. " We must have an old used screen lying around somewhere "
  7. Why would anyone want a bank account in a 10th. world backward country
  8. Another case of welcome to Suvarnabhumi Airport, give us all your money now f+ck off where you came from.
  9. Yes all bought down the Koasan Rd. in Bangkok. 100 baht apiece. I take my place in the House of Lords on a regular basis as Lord Billy of Boll+cks.
  10. They should be made to pay thousands of trillions of dollars in compensation to the rest of the world. Or face being Nuked, where's the leaders with any balls
  11. Never mind Some expats should read Most expats.๐Ÿ˜‚
  12. If the proposed barrier lasts as long as other water protection projects the cowboys have built in the likes of Pattaya. Bangkok should last an extra fortnight. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
  13. Sanctions kicking in obviously can't get the spares. Scary times to fly for Russians.
  14. The Chinese rarely use the bars, tight b+st+rds.
  15. Don't worry you won't be denied entry to Thailand at Nong Khai. If asked any questions tell them you've been to Vang Vieng in Laos, and intend spending your first night back in Thailand in Nong Khai. Did it yesterday no problems ๐Ÿ˜
  16. Wouldn't buy a box of matches in Thailand. Needs to check the wife and associates out. ๐Ÿ˜ก
  17. Wouldn't buy a box of matches in Thailand. Needs to check the wife and associates out. ๐Ÿ˜ก
  18. Present yourself respectfully ( no arse hanging out of your trousers) be polite and answer any questions with a smile. Then no problem at all with via exempt entries. Too many bullsh+ters on here
  19. Apparently Bill Clinton never had a mobile phone, so I'm pretty sure that 99% of the morons out there today don't need one
  20. Obviously no travel insurance
  21. Well that's one less the French government have got to keep for a few years. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿคฃ
  22. Phil ( the Power) Taylor. On a diet ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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