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Lucky Bones

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  1. TAT will simply buy a bigger calculator and stronger batteries to up the numbers. Therefore room for more zeroes at the end. Luckily nobody at TAT knows what a Excel spreadsheet is, and what Excel can do with numbers.????????
  2. Bob lives with his mummy. Bob is not allowed outside. I reckon she is his ghost writer.????????
  3. Well done. Miles ahead of me.????????
  4. Just train the soi dogs.????????
  5. Maybe depend on age of sausage? Past the use-by date?????????
  6. Maybe it's the not wearing any pants at all that is the attraction. Could be a shirt lifter?????????
  7. The United Front of Thammasat? Weren't they in Python's "Life of Brian?"????????
  8. Steal fuel. Get serviced by all the bg's hitching a ride home. Bus? Nope. Stupid? Nope Drunk or stoned. Likely.????????
  9. If he stole the truck, stealing fuel would have been a given.????
  10. Depends where you go to buy. I think we all know where you can always buy.????????
  11. Find a wholesale booze shop/distributor. Stock up. When booze runs out, if in a city, call motor bike taxi to deliver for small price. If in a village the distributor will likely deliver at no charge. Cut the 7/11's out of the equation.????????
  12. Most likely me confusing my ambitions and my abilities these days.????????
  13. "People should get what they paid for and no more." Explains my last bar girl's performance then.????????
  14. Yes, that would work well! Stupid comment - a recipe for chaos and sily/severe argument, and expecting the cabin crew to resolve which is totally unfair to the cabin crew. Customers can't just take things off the shelf in a shop and not pay. You want a product or service you pay for it. This is the new "in flight entertainment"????????
  15. On Ya Bloke! The passenger told me it was the 7 empties that gave you away. Get a hair of the dog into ya.????????
  16. A sub-committee has been formed to investigate flour smuggling. The Chairperson would be....?????????
  17. Oh. Maybe he is good for PM. Post Mortem would be more appropriate. He has a problem knowing when to time his exit. Too many opinions ticking over.????????
  18. The 16 year old: He came He saw He came again????????
  19. Facial recognition does not lie. And Oh! That adam's apple.????????
  20. Not to worry. TAT just added another zero to their tourist estimates.????????
  21. She was alarmed BIG time but not by what was happening eight rows ahead. She thought the bloke sitting next to her was you. The G & T's being guzzled by the bloke made her very nervous.????????
  22. I think it has already been determined that having votes is of zero value.????????
  23. One more day to guzzle the booze before driving home blotto.????????
  24. That can be a worry when you realise he is the pilot.????????
  25. Are we talking Western or Thai gf? Big difference. Could be a problem if your Thai gf is on first name basis with half the town?????????
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