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Lucky Bones

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  1. I think it is one time less than the Who's Farewell World Tour. Difference being (luckily), the Who follow through on their promise.????????
  2. Been in Thailand long? The "younger" Thais know the game these days thanks mainly to the 'net etc. They understand that tomorrow they could be looking at the wrong end of a army gun through no fault of their own. They will never be "approved" by the powerful people of Thailand. Too much of a threat to the established envelope passers.????????
  3. If you are not drinking one of the four beers then best you go to a 7/11 first. Buy a bottle of what you intend to drink, eg JD, JW etc. Chances are your JD or JW etc in the bar will be 80% water (before the dodgy ice.) Top up bar drink as required.????????
  4. Righto. This Prasert ning nong will personally knock on the doors of 14 million people to tell them their vote meant nothing? Yes, sadly, indoctrination of the Thai population takes its toll in the form of apathy and silence.????????
  5. What a photo! Thailand, LOS. Land of Smugness. (cue vomit breakfast.)????????
  6. Make a Thai will. It can get messy when falang die over here.????????
  7. Can also be interpreted as "Not my job/Not my problam".????????
  8. Mom & Pop shop loading up now in East Pattaya. I've already stocked up, with 40 baht delivery fee, from local wholesale shop. As far as I am concerned, ALL temples are closed for (at least) 6 days.????????
  9. You had a live sex show with your missus? Sacre Blue! Did you have to pay?????????
  10. Oh! I thought you said moaning. You can usually find a screamer as well if you look hard enough. What?????????
  11. Lying on her back and playing on her phone eh. Sounds like some bg's I have known. They called it multi-tasking. I didn't care.????????
  12. Don't forget that Mummy comes as part of the Bob package.????????????
  13. Buy a truck load of mirrors and place strategically around your house/condo. You will always have someone close that loves you.????????
  14. Many still worth checkin what's under the bonnet.????????
  15. Ya-Ba can do that to you, so I'm told.????????
  16. Hopefully the 3rd party was a girl, not her bf or a ladyboy.????????
  17. TAT will simply buy a bigger calculator and stronger batteries to up the numbers. Therefore room for more zeroes at the end. Luckily nobody at TAT knows what a Excel spreadsheet is, and what Excel can do with numbers.????????
  18. Bob lives with his mummy. Bob is not allowed outside. I reckon she is his ghost writer.????????
  19. Well done. Miles ahead of me.????????
  20. Just train the soi dogs.????????
  21. Maybe depend on age of sausage? Past the use-by date?????????
  22. Maybe it's the not wearing any pants at all that is the attraction. Could be a shirt lifter?????????
  23. The United Front of Thammasat? Weren't they in Python's "Life of Brian?"????????
  24. Steal fuel. Get serviced by all the bg's hitching a ride home. Bus? Nope. Stupid? Nope Drunk or stoned. Likely.????????
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