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Lucky Bones

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  1. Righto. This Prasert ning nong will personally knock on the doors of 14 million people to tell them their vote meant nothing? Yes, sadly, indoctrination of the Thai population takes its toll in the form of apathy and silence.????????
  2. What a photo! Thailand, LOS. Land of Smugness. (cue vomit breakfast.)????????
  3. Make a Thai will. It can get messy when falang die over here.????????
  4. Can also be interpreted as "Not my job/Not my problam".????????
  5. Mom & Pop shop loading up now in East Pattaya. I've already stocked up, with 40 baht delivery fee, from local wholesale shop. As far as I am concerned, ALL temples are closed for (at least) 6 days.????????
  6. You had a live sex show with your missus? Sacre Blue! Did you have to pay?????????
  7. Oh! I thought you said moaning. You can usually find a screamer as well if you look hard enough. What?????????
  8. Lying on her back and playing on her phone eh. Sounds like some bg's I have known. They called it multi-tasking. I didn't care.????????
  9. Don't forget that Mummy comes as part of the Bob package.????????????
  10. Buy a truck load of mirrors and place strategically around your house/condo. You will always have someone close that loves you.????????
  11. Many still worth checkin what's under the bonnet.????????
  12. Ya-Ba can do that to you, so I'm told.????????
  13. Hopefully the 3rd party was a girl, not her bf or a ladyboy.????????
  14. TAT will simply buy a bigger calculator and stronger batteries to up the numbers. Therefore room for more zeroes at the end. Luckily nobody at TAT knows what a Excel spreadsheet is, and what Excel can do with numbers.????????
  15. Bob lives with his mummy. Bob is not allowed outside. I reckon she is his ghost writer.????????
  16. Well done. Miles ahead of me.????????
  17. Just train the soi dogs.????????
  18. Maybe depend on age of sausage? Past the use-by date?????????
  19. Maybe it's the not wearing any pants at all that is the attraction. Could be a shirt lifter?????????
  20. The United Front of Thammasat? Weren't they in Python's "Life of Brian?"????????
  21. Steal fuel. Get serviced by all the bg's hitching a ride home. Bus? Nope. Stupid? Nope Drunk or stoned. Likely.????????
  22. If he stole the truck, stealing fuel would have been a given.????
  23. Depends where you go to buy. I think we all know where you can always buy.????????
  24. Find a wholesale booze shop/distributor. Stock up. When booze runs out, if in a city, call motor bike taxi to deliver for small price. If in a village the distributor will likely deliver at no charge. Cut the 7/11's out of the equation.????????
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