I may have received an E-mail that morning making me an offer and contemplating whether to accept that offer or not or whether to reject it .
Suddenly some felang jumps out the shadows and says "Allright mate , whats your name "
"Its Mac"
"My names John, nice to meet you , wot u doing here "?
"Just on holiday"
"I live here , I am married to a Thai Wife , she is 26 years younger than me and she weights 37 kilos and she looks ten years younger than she is and shes really beautiful . my Thai wife really likes me , she dont mind me going out for a "drink with me mates" , nudge nudge . wink wink and my Thai wife speaks good English , My Thai wifes cooks really good Issan food, that is where she come rom "
Jeeeezzz, is that the time, I really need to be going , nice to meet you John, see you again next time