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Sandboxer

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  1. GWM Tank 400
  2. Meh, dead weight on humanity~
  3. Divorce. After, if you have a stepdaughter from her of legal age, seduce her, then marry her.
  4. Finally a useful Kennedy in the modern era.
  5. Consider it tuition for your undergraduate degree from Dumbassarat University and kiss your 150k bye bye.
  6. That was funny. Blurry lines between the two though. I find drunk blue collar Brits/Aussies tourists to be way more volatile and (with a seemingly much lower standard of education) than the bear wrestler tourists from similar demographics.
  7. Mow 'em all down with 7.62 and let God sort it out later.
  8. Don't let this a-hole get to you. You had 18 good years and you can have 18 more. Personally, whenever I ride/drive here I just pretend I am the safety car on the track for an imaginary race called the "Down Syndrome 500"...... Makes me less angry. Because who can be angry at a bunch of Downies?!
  9. It's as good as it gets given my financial situation, so in that respect I am thankful to this country and the lifestyle it allows me to live. If I had what I consider "real F-You money" (about US$20m+) I'd be on the first plane out and off to the Caribbean. I think this is what the govt gets wrong about wanting/focusing on "ultra high value" tourists/long-term expats.....people with serious money to spend on holidays can find much better destinations.
  10. Not nearly enough to effect real change.
  11. Flew DMK-HKT yesterday and felt like I was on a smelly ICE deportation fight.
  12. Nah, deepest darkest Isaan. But I've made a proper MAGA gal out of her, confederate flag bumper sticker on her car, MAGA and DT hat etc. for when we go into the big city for a drink at the handful of Western bars. Pisses off the European soyboys. Highly entertaining.
  13. She had a great teacher~~
  14. That's what happens when you engage in bestiality....
  15. Mine now freely uses the n-word 555
  16. Open your phone, check your current Google maps coordinates. There.
  17. Animals, mostly. At least from a Western/Thai cultural perspective.
  18. His brain (not that there was much there to begin with) is in shutdown mode. I give it a few months at most.
  19. Bottle of Lao Kao 60 bt at the village store/bar, bottle of smokes or 1g of weed 70 bt, some fresh veg and chicken/pork for 3 stir fried wok meals at home and you've eaten well the whole day, got drunk and high for about 200 bt. Hel, splurge and go HiSo with a bottle of Saengsom and you might hit a whopping 400 bt. Do that every day and you're at 12,000 bt for the month. Rent a decent aircon room or small house for 4-8,000 and you're at 20k max. Add another 10k for some incidentals/treats/misc. and you can live comfortable in a 24/7 haze for US$1k or less. It's still possible. For losers. But that's how most expats come across anyway.
  20. Anything that doesn't reply to, "C'm here, boy" except geckos.
  21. Same problem today, unable to enter any data in the accommodation fields. But, I did get the QR/confirmation msg/mail and everything looks fine except that the accommodation section is blank. Anyone else?
  22. Mine let me loose at around midnight in Pattaya Marine disco with 2k baht at age 16 and said, "See ya tomorrow, kid"
  23. Whichever one has the cheapest barebacking c__ dumpster of the night....
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