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Sandboxer

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  1. U actually made me check my post count 😄
  2. If the selfish West would just send a billion mosquito nets to Africa, then every year millions and millions of mosquitos' lives could be saved from needlessly dying of AIDS.
  3. Win-win situation. One a-hole less, and the nasty mutts get euthanized.
  4. Yes/1 lunar return trip/4/pics above your post are pretty accurate
  5. I stopped going to the big name bars/bar areas a few years ago to find "dates"...now will only have a beer or two myself on occasion and just enjoy the view without lady drinks. There was a time when it was a bit of fun and affordable. It is no longer (for me). Online dating apps are my new bars. Way cheaper and healthier.
  6. Just turned 50 and been thinking of using my 30 year diving experience in a professional capacity instead of hobby, but apparently the only real money is in commercial saturation diving for oil companies, not muff diving.
  7. Given that probably a stupidly high % of drivers (especially in Poocrap) are drunk or on drugs anytime after 8pm or so, it takes a special type of moron to ride a motorbike at night if not absolutely necessary i.e. work commute/getting food/picking up one's kids/etc. -related.
  8. After last night's alcoholocaust and threesome with my girlfriends from '6, I think I'm down to about 12,000 baht until mummy sends me my next monthly 350k allowance.
  9. I should've known better than to click this thread after the word "rights" in the title, lol.... Fool me once...
  10. THB 1m per year of life MINIMUM, so 35m/US$ 1m+ I'd say THB 50m would be a somewhat reasonably safe figure given he sticks to the script and doesn't do anything stupid. Correction: make it THB 100m - he sounds like a retard for even asking, so I'm adding moron insurance.
  11. You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 2003 Toyota Hilux. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a bloody neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Hilux started making a strange sound. I didn't give a fart and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your idiot children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some stuff. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a bloody Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is black, and it's interior color is black. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this Hilux version was unveiled at the 1998 Tokyo Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 2003 Toyota Hilux." You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills. When I ran the service/accident history for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Hilux. It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The bloody 2003 Toyota Hilux.
  12. Well, that takes away the very last reason for me to ever revisit that backward place. Chocolate Lab Stew kept me sane throughout my 2 year stint there, as well as their yummy BBQ kalbi ribs. Isn't dog meat consumption/sale already illegal in LOS?
  13. As the title says, would sending myself a larger package/supply of various ED pills (the usual, Kamagra, Cialis etc) purchased from street vendors in, say, Pattaya, by Thai Post/EMS ) which always requires identification) to another part of the country be ok, or could it possible pose a legal exposure? I ask because I assume that most of the street vendor products are "counterfeit" and as such perhaps not items that are allowed to be posted, especially being pharmaceutical products? - or am I wrong about this? Never really understood the supply chain for these street products. They work fine for me but never figured out if they're "totally fake" or "partially fake: i.e. only the boxes they come in are fake etc. or maybe even totally legit and just that much cheaper due to vendors not having so much overhead costs.... I'm not worried about their safety, pretty much all guys I've ever met here who use them get them off street vendors due to the large price diff between street and pharmacy, and I've never heard of anyone having bad side effects if used properly.....just don't want to risk unnecessary probs with the law. Who knows, maybe it's even illegal to mail/post ANY pharma product, be it official or not? Kinda like ordering a fake Buriram United shirt online, but that's a textile product.... Any enlightenment appreciated.
  14. Most chicks look kinda hot with masks, so bring 'em on I say!
  15. Just found this, if anyone is interested: https://tollguru.com/toll-calculator-thailand Don't know if accurate.
  16. I should've known that posting any clearly phrased (even made the effort to format nicely so even the dumbest could focus their 2 brain cells a bit easier) questions here barely requiring an IQ and social skill above that of a laboratory rhesus monkey to answer would result in the usual panel of board retards being drawn to it like flies. OP: "What is the sum of 2+2?" 80% of AN replies: "PURPLE, BEEF STEW, TOYOTA, BEER, OOGA OOGA, NANA..."
  17. Cool, thanx. Anyone have the answers to the other questions in my OP?
  18. Of course an option if the difference in time is marginal and I want to take the "scenic route," but on a long trip like this I'm usually all about maximizing efficiency, hence my specific questions.
  19. Thanx! So Soi Bintabaht is one of the main nightlife spots? (Sorry for what is probably a dumb question, never been to HH...)
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