Will B Good

Noooooo.....don't print his name.

Free Mason.

Love to see him try that in Middlesbrough town centre......RIP

Open up the house Empty the water buckets from the aircon Vacuum and mop One hour walk with the dog Shower and dry the dog Coffee and cake on the patio Wash up the dishes from the night before ......that gets me through to 8 am.....then there's SFA to do for the rest of the day.....God I miss BKK.

Just checked the date....now I am worried.

Can't believe there are only 42 on the committee.....how many on the panel?.....There must be subcommittees as well.

My midnight, Macbook air, M3 has just arrived.......spilt coffee all over my previous Macbook....laugh? I nearly paid my TV licence.

How can conscription be voluntary ?

Middlesbrough has more public toilets per head of population than any town in the UK.........of course everywhere else they are called doorways.

Should my wife pass before me I'll be far too busy partying (celebrating her life I mean) to care what happens to the land and house.

Prosecute, sentence, jail, deport, ban for life and heavily publicise this outcome.......some of these morons might just think twice before kicking off.

Not a snowball's chance in hell that I would pay a single satang.

It was reported elsewhere that he said this should be considered a "gift" from the government......talk about optics....numpty.

Dead man walking

90 day rejected.....reason given.....I have a new passport......please come to the IO.....NO!.....Eventually agreed I could do it by post.

Bored wife.....male.....really want to be a sexpat....but she won't allow it.

Wife has just been scammed out of B40,000 .....take someone with you who knows what they are looking at......and keep all the paperwork.

555…..I’ll worry about that after I’ve stopped the mutt from ripping my face off….555

Just watched an advert for a multi-use cane…..they do look the biz……and I’m old enough to carry it off….555

Exactly what one of my kids, who works with dogs, said…….she said they won’t even notice, bricks, sticks, batons…..but if you can’t shoot them, a knife is your only option.

Thanks…..I did buy one, first off……but one of my kids works with dogs and told me in no uncertain terms it was a waste of money……it will scare a dog, which usually does the trick….but if one ‘really’ goes for you, she said they wouldn’t even notice being hit…..you have to knife or shoot them…..!!!!!

40 plus……you must be wel’ard……I keep the whole house at 25C……no intentions of suffering in this climate.

Used it for 5 mins tops……boring as f***.

I’m with Halifax…..they are just as bad or worse……find it very difficult to make any kind of online payment or transfer without them sticking an oar into proceedings.

Don’t forget, she’ll need B1500 in case they fail her…….555