Will B Good

I came across a girl buried up to her neck on the beach. She asked me to help her...... I said...what's in it for me?.....She said sand.

When I first moved here I asked the wife...... when are the kids allowed to ride a motorbike?.........she said as soon as they stop falling off. I see them as young 10yo hammering along, flat out ......three have died in the past 12 months.

Going back to the UK January-April. I'll be spending my hard earned pennies there.....not in this god forsaken place.

I went to see Jimmy Carter 76/77 in the UK. Every roof top had agents on them as far as the eye could see. We were told they had arrived a week before Carter's address to assess security.

2 men & 1 women wanted by cops for sex on Patong beach. Why don't they go on Tinder or go to a bar like everyone else?

Might hot foot it over there....see if there's a sole left worth saving. Guess i'll be hot the heels of others though.

Provide legal routes through which they will be assessed........... then either accepted or rejected.

Which clearly illustrates it was never anything more than a political stunt.......what a waste of time, money and effort.

I know things vary from office to office, but I had my application rejected last time because my bank book did not show money being deposited and withdrawn on the day of my application.....just thought that might be worth throwing into the mix. Also I had to do all my forms again as they would only accept blue ink???

I give in, you must right, so let's say.........100,000 a year.....oh wait! That can't be correct as it is unlimited....555

555.....looks more like a serial killer who started out on small furry pets...

Not 'unlimited'....that's for sure....555

That was just hogwash spewed out for those Tories considering switching to Reform....surely you must know it was never 'unlimited'?

Yes there penalties were very good. Harry cane is first class.....no messing about.

Same here.....and it is the noisiest place I have ever lived. I long for the peace and serenity of a Bangkok condo.

For me it is total luck based on which way the goalkeeper just happens to dive......or if he stays put.

I thought it was Labour defeating the Tories in every Commons vote that caused all the problems......although I don"t recall the government ever being defeated??

Tell me about it....😡

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I used to work for Dunlop, manufacturing long length hydraulic hose. The nightshift once printed 5km of hose...... "Do not print this hose" ..........as per the instruction written in the 'Print Legend Instruction'.

We used to live in the village where Heartbeat was filmed and we were, on occasions, plagued by three 'well known' youths who lived near by. The local bobby, no word of a lie, asked me to round up a couple of the neighbours and give the youths a good beating as he was never going to solve the problem.

Married…..haven’t seen my ATM card for years.

Only time i’ve been put out on the BTS was when a Spanish (I think) lady, in her late 60s, stood up and offered me her seat. I was about 50 at the time.

He's lost some weight.

Thanks for that....but it is not true to say the Supreme Court changed its ruling....is it?