RedArmy

Bring your boots then, I'll play you on the left instead ????

Martial Ronaldo Sancho Eriksen Malacia Garner Zidane Dalot Martinez Varane DdG

I reckon he spends too much time in the bathroom knocking one out.

Plenty of talks tonight doing the rounds about Rashford to PSG - Fantastic news, please let it be true - Sell him for 60-70 M - Spend the money on Anthony from Ajax - We already have a player on our books who is twice as good as "Rashy" - His name is Garnacho - We actually have the quality players, but its about having the balls to throw them in - Stop protecting them, give them the opportunity & watch them thrive - Garnacho, Garner, Zidane, Malacia, Martinez, make my starting 11 every week.

Thanks for the insight, you sound like a very knowledgeable character - Please feel free to enlighten us as to what shower of Shiite you follow ???

And David May too ???? For 15-20 M, i would rather buy someone who is Premiership proven - Someone like Telemans or Ndidi from Leicester. I think Milan are looking to cash in on Dumfries & he would be happy to leave for a much bigger contract. Would love to see him at United, a proper modern day fast attacking right back.

Metal sign in my bar -

Thailand defiantly needs more Indians - i counted 4 Indian restaurants near me tonight - Hopefully you spend some money in the local Thai establishments.

2 weeks holiday ??? And the paranoia has kicked in already. Relax brother, stop listening to people waffling <deleted>, chill & enjoy your holiday.

I don't know why, but i really miss that guy ????

With all due respect my bother, Pogba has a WC Winners medal & He's <deleted> too.

Shame the <deleted> ain't got a right foot too.

You are more than welcome brother, i have loads of United pictures & memorabilia on the wall - A big United flag outside too - Bring a cheap snide City shirt - You can put it up on the wall - Your family are welcome too - 1st drinks on the house. Without sucking my own nuts, i have the biggest & best bar / restaurant in the manor ..... I have many close friends & contacts in the area & can arrange airport transportation & also have a few bungalows to rent too, should you require accommodation.

Following on from my previous unsuccessful, "Lonely hearts club" thread, i would like to take the opportunity to formally invite any of you who find themselves in the province of Krabi, Thailand, to my humble Bar / Restaurant establishment. Everyone is welcome, please feel free to bring your wife/ girlfriend - First drink is on me. All Premiership matches are available to watch - We also stock Stella Artois in both cans & bottles - We opened 2 weeks ago & everyone from our football forum is more than welcome - Bring your teams shirt & put it up on display on my wall in the bar. Hopefully see one or two of you fine fellas in the near future ????

Exactly - Before kick off, she comes in & ties his shoe laces ' AVOID this has been at all costs.

It depends on how many we can actually get out of the door - Its no good loaning players, we need to sell them & recoup some money - We loaned Telles - Should have got at least 10m for him. We have only sold one player - Pereira to Fulham, its a shambles. We loaned Henderson to Forest, we could have got at least 30m for him. AWB ??? I bet we end up loaning him out too, its a joke - Sell him back to Palace for 20m, take the hit & bring in Dumfries from Milan. If we don't buy a forward, promote the young kid Charlie McNeil into the 1st team squad - This kid scores goals for fun - Zidane has to be given a debut, this kid is amazing - Garner ain't shy to put himself about either - Garnacho ??? Trust me, this kid is twice as good as Rashford - I would start at least 3 of our youngsters EVERY match & drop some of our over hyped average players who aint got what it takes. To answer your original question, i think we will definitely sign 2 players, but if they are not of the quality that we need, its gonna be a long hard season. If we could bring in FDJ, Anthony and Denzil Dumfries, along with some of our youngsters being bedded in, i think we could have a good season & enjoy some decent football again.

I wouldn't be surprised one bit if he ends up at the Bridge - They are also willing to pay up his deferred wages - Something that we should have contemplated 2 months ago.

That's a matter of opinion & certainty debatable - IMO, hes just an average type player, similar to most of our average type players. He wont improve us one bit & his character is questionable too. We need some quality signings - Proper ballers.

Personally, i dont want either of the 2 above mentioned players - One is 33 years old & the other is just a taller version of Fred.

I have a feeling that i may have peaked too early.

What a complete shambles - I'll hold my hands up, we were fuk in <deleted> - Same same as last season - No change at All - Brighton were the better team & deserved their victory - Gonna be a long hard season ahead. McFred - Both gotta go - Bring in Gartner & Zidane. Donny DvB - Absolutely useless - Will never make it at United. Maguire - Drop this <deleted> ASAP. Rashford - Overrated & overhyped - Sell him or drop him - Garnacho is twice as good as him - Start him next game. Ronaldo - Sorry, but get rid of him ASAP -'Bring in Sesko Dalot - Cannot defend - PLEASE PLEASE buy Dumfries from Milan. LUKE SHAW - HTF is he starting over Malacia ??? IMO , we need FDJ - Anthony - Dumfries - Sesko & ANOTHER FORWARD to even resemble a decent 11.

Ronaldo on the bench - Looks like we are going down the false number 9 route.

BLATANT penalty - As approved via VAR.