LaosLover

His valet got arrested for obstruction too. Asked for comment, Diana Ross said, "aint no valet low enough".

-Donald Rumsfeld has entered the conversation.

I left out an "I know", but it still works. MacManus: "Know? What do we really know? Ever? About anything?".

I'm so excited Trump's been indicted And I know, I know, I know he's guilty.

1) Be yourself 2) Don't eat yellow snow 3) Who cares?

But every last one is defending Trump. They need his base of morons. They need to promise they'll pardon him without even knowing the facts. Once again, they have to kiss his A* while he does whatever he wants. Sweet!

Republican candidates must now vociferously defend the guy they are running against. I don't think this has happened in the history of the world. What's your reason for running if your opponent losing or going to jail means the end of Western Civilization? So yeah, Pence ran away from even a soft ball interview with the same speed that he ran away from the noose. It's all fun and games today, decrying Federalism. Come Tuesday, when the indictment is read, they're forced to double down and suffer the death by a thousand cuts as Trump continues to embarrass them. They can only cry hoax for so long. At some point, they have to talk about the actual case and stop blaming the Biden Crime Family.

I predict his biggest fundraiser weekend ever. Soak those morons. Only one of his lawyers is legal to practice in Florida. He went from D-list representation to now D-list representation with a lot of empty seats. And some of his lawyers may now ve witnesses. MAGA = My Attorneys Get Attorneys.

Two questions: 1) Will a single trump delusional loser here toss him any donation in his gravest hour of need even equal to a single happy-hour Chang? (No) 2) Lady-boy imitator, Kari Lake, has urged all other Republican candidates to suspend their candidacies immediately to show support for Trump. Will any do so? (No). -Mannish Kari cuts right to the chase: If you're running against him and you bemoan this shocking miscarriage of justice, then why are you running against him? Pence didn't do Hannity tonight. They're all running scared.

MAGA = My A* Got Arrested.

He has a piercing and important truth to tell. But he cannot never quite spit it out.

I love that he follows Bruce Springsteen around like a love-sick puppy and Bruce is like, "Talk To The Hand". He would give a kidney to be invited onstage, or even noticed by his alpha-better. The other New Jersey God, Bon Jovi has the same drop dead, retard-stance. Just the epitome of the fake-tough bully. He's running to keep his news show consultant relevancy. In a comical throw down between him and fellow no-hoper Pence, I have to give the nod to ol' Fly-head.

OK, you got me there. Based on his baseless and idle speculation, I DO now fear an outer-space alien invasion, like he's broadly hinting at. B-but why is he so scant with the details? Wh-who got to him? Next Tucker mini-show (he couldn't even fill a half hour): "All Hail Our Insect Overlords".

If Tucker signed a no-compete clause without having a gun held to his head, then he's stuck with it. He signed away his right to fearless free speech -for money. He's not being silenced, he's being reminded that he signed a contract -for money.

It's a pleasure to meet the first A-1 generated, would- be troll.

Tucker's been Marcel Marceau-level silent for weeks already. On his own. He didn't have to be, he wanted to be. Wh-Who got to him?

The Maga-people are ADD personified. They need constant re-upping of their anger. They need to be angry about stuff that no one ever thought to be angry about, like mail-in voting and Marxist infiltration of libraries. Amusement park hiring policy -no one was ever angry about that. To see them sputtering in purple-faced rage over it delights me. What untapped vein of anger remains to milk? Can one man, with his one-trick pony constipated-face, accomplish this ongoing re-amping of made-up rage on a lo-fi budget? The fact that he was scraping the bottom of the UFO maybe this/maybe that-barrel shows he's already outa gas from the get-go. That story is at least a week old already. He literally has nothing. But if 91M people want take up his anger over being bum-rushed out the side exit of Fox News and tossed on to the pavement and make it their own grievance, that works for me.

A one second click counts as a view. People laughing at him counts as a view. Robo-accounts count as views. Twitter routinely cooks their numbers. Ask Glen Beck how he did with white board post-Fox. And Beck at least has a website. If Tucker won't put his own zillions into his show, he's sub-Beck and will remain so.

I just read that the TV dinner zillionaire was running his own teleprompter from under the desk. That makes him even more of cheapskate than me. Respect.

Without the infrastructure of Fox News (writers, guest-bookers, etc.), his riff seems a little thin. Time to book the My Pillow Guy (again)? Say what you will about the My Pillow Guy, he's always available for a chat. Why isn't Trump helping him out? Other than that he said he hates Trump 97 times? Who in their right mind would want to be on his show or give him some juicy leak? Without Fox, and without putting any of his own money in, he' justs another a talk-radio opinionater. Except now you have to actually watch it instead just hearing it in your car. He had weeks to debut and that thin gruel was the best he could dredge up? Is this it from Maga-land? Just endless personal grievances, OCD scab-picked over forever? So loser-like. They're not even proper racists anymore. I'm hoping for a comeback along the lines of, "Ukranians? Only technically white".

I see thin trumping young. A rail thin 35 year old can compete with a more rotund type a decade younger, all things being equal. Of course, here in cheapskate paradise, you can dial up both in the same body. I had a mild flirtation with a guest house owner who would def be considered svelte back in NYC, but was pronounced "a hog" by someone here. It's down to the parched scarcity of thinnies in the west at any age. I also see a lot of late age Dads here, which totally flies over my head. If I'm moving to Buddhist Babylon, that would not even make my top 50 life plans. My neighbor is 70, his wife is 30. Two kids sired in his 60's, and he's being pressured for a third. Yeah, she's a dress-size 2. Can some of my favorite fornicators here detail on me on how/why this mind-boggling switcheroo happened to them?

You get what you pay for. Life in general is nicer in Europe than the States. Even the lettuce is nicer.

Just back from prepping my house as an Air BNB. Def crazy-expensive to get it up to a standard at which a vacation property manager would take it on as a listing. I could be waiting 2 years to be in the black on it. I'll be happy for the rentals to cover my overhead costs for the first year. Vacation renters will be needlessly blasting the a/c and taking long, hot showers on my dime, just like I would. Plus there is the natural wear and tear of people coming and going. The agent tells me that this is a business you build over a few years. Plus, post-covid, everyone and their brother is moving back to Mama's and trying to rent out there subpar brick ranch. Our agent only takes on about one property in twenty pitched to her (and takes a whopping 25%, but does everything). We basically have an A+ house in a C+ area of great natural beauty. If we were an hour south in a B+ area, we could keep it fully rented for double our going rate. I'd imagine "lucky" brits owning properties in places like Chelmsford instead of London have the same mixed bag of luck. On the other hand, living in one of the better locations in Nimman, my rent is what my gas and electric bill was alone back in the states. So call me grateful to be both #1 and #2 camps.

Width and girth as separate categories before crowning a king all-arounder?

I just googled "cargo pants are ugly" and got pages assuring me that cargo pants are "back". And they're back because people have decided they like ugly things now. How long before they're tossed overboard again?