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Iamfalang

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  1. UK seems to have some nice houses, decent rolling hills, history (in Thai we say HI-STOREY), and decent universities. Definitely not a place to ridicule. Well, that is, until they ridicule a place far superior to their own. But the UK is under the soiled sock used by Billy's 17-year brother every night and on top of a dead mouse that also once looked at the mighty Americans wrong......still paying the Yanks for WW2? Sorry, should have had a better military. anyhow, give me some fish and chips all day!!!
  2. come to another country to terrorize!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! call them terrorists!!! I'm sure this is just the trash of the trash of a particular convict island with dying reef and sharks swimming around, so I'll treat the next mate on the barbie in a nice way. This is when the embassy needs to be fined 10 billion baht for destroying the sanctity of a preserved historical site.............Pattaya!!! This is like saying, "Wow, look the mob is in Vegas!!!" I'm not surprised. at all. in fact, i'm undercover sporting my leather right now and shaving myself with a big a.. blade. eating some vegemate/mite/dynamite or something
  3. 90% of my friends OWN a house (no mortgage) worth over $500,000. So, yea, maybe they carry some CC debt. Let's put that number at around 50 people. Most also have other ASSETS..... and I'm sure none of them have savings less than $10,000 and Retirement funds less than 300,000 or maybe even 400,000 you gotta see the whole picture. Of course, there will always be the poor..................but I was lower middle-class.
  4. A "professional" should at least look into the laws first. Oh no, they thought they could pillage Thailand!!!! Savages!!!! 100-year sentence in the gulag. Oh, I didn't know you couldn't drive 100 tonnes of meth around Thailand no excuses Mr. Professional Now it's time to pay the Piper. I hope the Netcitizens go crazy!!!!!!!! good comedy for the morning
  5. I have a few automatics watches I'd like to regulate. One with a pretty normal movement ETA 2824-2 and one running a Seiko 6R-15. Both running fast by about 20 seconds a day. Nothing crazy, probably within spec, and maybe I'll wait until it goes over 30, but it's a free question and if there is a good place I'll problem go there and see if I can get these watches a little more accurate. Thanks.
  6. I've gotten thousands of massages, so I have some experience. Maybe three years ago I realized that at 250 (tip 50 or 100 baht), almost everything can go wrong and, well, this is Thailand and no sense complaining. 350 isn't even $10 USD and some lady is touching you for an hour and it's definitely (not always) better than being alone. Let's start with the comedy: 1. Lady texting with one hand, massaging with the other 2. Phone louder than a nightclub at 3 a.m. Ring, Ring, LINE message. DING, DING!!!! 3. Lady talking to people outside the shop on the street while she "massages" you 4. Lady rubbing your head for like 10-minutes just to get to that hour 5. Lady leaves, comes back, leaves, comes back. 6. Wants to break all your bones, regardless of what you say (in Thai) 7. Softer than a feather when you actually want some muscle relief 8. Constantly talks to you while your eyes are closed and you're trying to relax 9. Other people in the shop talking to you 10. The owner sitting there, staring at you. 11. They want you to teach them English .......... now!! I do think it's important to get at least a couple massages per month. Every week? I like to do that. Every day? wow, you got me beat. You will definitely "bond" with certain people way better than others. If she's young and attractive.......well, you can figure that out. Old and ugly, her hands are probably like bricks. Guy? a better massage, usually, but maybe you don't want to be touched by a guy. I've learned an expensive massage is almost always a waste of money. The 150 baht is the best, but sometimes you want some privacy to think. If 1.5 hours, you will usually only get the same as a good 1 hour massage. If you like the lady, then you're paying for a friend. nothing wrong with that. I'm a big fan of the 150 to 250 baht massage, but you gotta understand what you are in for. It's funny when a lady screams because she thinks the guy has changed but is standing there naked. lol. or when you hear some strange stuff and thought this place was not naughty....or some old lady randomly wants some crazy and lowers the price to basically nothing and you still can't accept. It's Thailand.
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