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Iamfalang

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  1. Thais very rarely correct you, and there are tons of dialects. The immersion thing probably works better in other countries, BUT, since you are in Thailand I don't why you can't do both. Learn to READ first. It's extremely helpful. Then figure out 20 questions to ask any Thai. You will need a real teacher to teach you how to read, and you won't just pick up that ability on the street. All that "bpai nai" stuff is really horrible once you learn to read, and I'd say it's detrimental. Most Thai gfs want to hear English, not speak Thai. Paying for a class is good motivation. Highly recommended. The harder part is finding a great teacher, fun classmates to interact with, and a school that fits well with you. I was with a few sexpats who complained all day and were really horrible to be around. Luckily, they all dropped out. I stopped learning Thai a few years ago and it doesn't affect my daily life at all. That's another problem. I talk to women 90% of the time, and very simple Thai works. I do wish it was super important to learn Thai, but it's really not. That's another problem. Everyone is different, everyone learns Thai for different reasons. I'd commit two years and then re-evaluate.
  2. From my bar stool I will watch as some of the most powerful people in Thailand play their games.... Will this news help my finances, immigration experience, discount on Soi 87, or even give me a free 20 baht noodle soup? no, no it won't. my dream life remains the same. Today, I'll walk to 7-11 as 100s of women scream at me for my 200 baht. I have only 30, so I'll come back alone.
  3. Pattaya is the Land of Soi Smiles for little money.... at night, lots of drinking, bike racing, living the life!!!!! the sin life!!! Life of Sin!!!! attracts everyone on Earth unable to control such urges of lust for some, it costs a finger. for others, much, much more. nobody leaves unscathed, perhaps their mind is now Satan's.
  4. Well, this started all WRONG.... I'm looking for a short-term relationship, not open to her having an ex and why is "hand-me-down" in quotes? Even during only a few hours, they try black magic on me and try to get more money. I took the potion of the Soi dog, so I was OK>
  5. Do they think the 1000000000000000 cameras around Big C won't see them mailing this package. Everyone getting busted for drugs saying, "I didn't know anything!!!!" 1000000000000000000000000000 years, minimum. Protect the kids.
  6. I heard the Pope during Easter and I yelled, "Stop with the Latin, I don't understand!!! No more organ music, I hate it!!! I can't concentrate!!!" Everyone said it was my problem!!! OMG, I hate everyone!!!! lol.
  7. Kriminal Koorentine. KK. yea!! work with Interpol, CIA, Mi99, whatever.... take every falang to a hotel, 10,000 baht. wait until cleared. armed guards. show them pictures of Pattaya to drive them crazy!!!!!! oh, you think falang pays 40,000 for a flight to ride an elephant and take pictures of temples? 95% of these criminals will be in Bangkok or south. #bargirlfact falang................the smart cars have been turned on!!!!!
  8. It's true, but this is capitalism. Kids PAY (OK, their parents) to go to school, and the director takes 90% (leaving 10% for the teachers. lol). The school sells them clothes, more food, books, everything.....sell, sell, sell, and the kids buy, buy, buy. Only ONE-WAY money flow. Now, if the students all decided to go to another school, things might change. These teachers are usually overworked (yes, being lazy all day but having stuff to do. True, they are inefficient, but they have a lot of "responsibilities") and underpaid (unless there for 10+ years). So these trips might be important to them. Kids generally don't like their school, they know it's garbage. What I remember is that a government school does have tons of food options for cheap. 40 baht might be enough to get full, plus maybe 10 baht for ice cream and the daily sugar fix. Let me add.....Teachers get on a loud bus, go somewhere, and take pictures in a PUBLIC place. near a mountain, river, lookout, whatever.........that is FREE to do. Don't look that great. I can go 20-minutes and take a picture near a waterfall. It's not like they are going to a Broadway play. It's hot, lots of walking.......
  9. Quotes from this Tristan Nettles (not sure why articles don't mention his name). ---- Ashley only ever asked me twice about drugs and I told her not to worry about it both times and that it was not her concern. That second time I made clear there should not be a third attempt at questioning, and there never was because I am not an easy person to go against. ----- Ashley was kept inside a bubble, just like the wife of the BK killer ---- Eventually the french model had to go back to France and I met Ashley at a Halloween party while she was gone. Ashley was only nineteen then, fresh off the boat if you will. As sweet as sweet could be. By this time I had been with well over 200 women. ------ He was a nice loser who had no other friends but I liked him well enough and we chatted often.I tried to take him out once to a club but he just stood there awkwardly while I picked up a beautiful girl visiting from Texas and took her to the hotel next door for a night of MD sex. ----- I was a high-school science teacher at one of the leading international schools there but I made more than most of my money by then from selling party drugs to the expats. ----- The only issue was Thailand is known for having really strict drug laws
  10. use the googling "Doctor Comfort" found a used pair for 200 baht, maybe they retail for 4000 hands down!!!! the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn. It's been six months and I'm still impressed. Worth 4000, IMO get em https://www.drcomfort.com/winner-x
  11. If he's creating a bad work environment, you need to protect yourself from such negativity and the future of the company. Imagine if he met a top client and said, "Hey, your nose is big, you are from....!!" This is unacceptable in 2022. This is the beginning. Imagine what he doesn't say, or will say after he's more comfortable. fight the good fight, get him fired!!!! He has badmouthed millions from a particular place, and finds it funny. You must help those who cannot help themselves. Imagine if you started insulting him........................ I'm deeply offended, he's setting a bad example for kids worldwide. I want him fired by end of day!!!!
  12. In America, the "For Profit" scam colleges were busted. Students were forgiven. If you get scammed, you don't have to pay it off just because you are told you must pay all your bills. If a school fails a student by lying or not giving them what they promised, you should have rights. If I say I'll make you a doctor and send you a YouTube link and a bill for 500 million, will you pay because your parents said you must pay all your commitments? of course not. it's time to question everything................ then class action lawsuit, get 100 billion each. get that money!!!
  13. the only people who say "ultra-realistic sex doll" are the ones who are super embarrassed they thought it was a human. In 10-years, it will be all AI anyhow. Patt...AI........... no more trips to the clinic for the normal stuff, now weird latex burns might require lotion...lol
  14. and a match??????????????? why not simply line the road with flesh eating dinosaurs and atomic bombs!!!!! these are someone's kids!!!!
  15. For FIVE YEARS...................five years.............................I worked at a school. You think I don't have first-hand experience with this? There were TWO Zebra Crossings in front of our school. Are you not aware that falangs are/have working/worked at Thai schools and might be around such situations??????????????????? Sitting there a long time?????????? What are you talking about. There is a red light, I wait for the policeman............. I've seen kids get hit by cars before... will you deny that I've seen this??? lol My school had about 3,500 students. Can you imagine how many are trying to cross the street in a busy city???? think of all the times the light changes. Every morning and every afternoon, and during my lunch break. times five years yes, i've seen things sure sure lol
  16. 1968 Seat belts have been mandatory equipment since the 1968 model year per Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standard 208. New York State passed the first law in the US mandating the use of seat belts in 1984 under the leadership of John D. States, an orthopedic surgeon who dedicated his career to improving automotive safety. 1984 seems really late......................but I guess it's still FORTY years earlier than Thailand. I always say Thailand is 50 years behind. even with the Internet.........something it takes 50 years for the information to reach us here
  17. telling my son, "I might not be your dad, your mom worked on Soi 7 in Pattaya, you understand." telling my wife, "This Rolex might not be real" telling my mistress, "I think my wife might have been with more than 1 guy, maybe get tested." telling myself, "you are not really hanssum, and you didn't really lose your ATM card again." telling my daughter, "your mom makes those noises at night because she likes the zoo, and all her friends are playing hide and seek." telling myself, "if I only let this snake bite me three times, I'll die."
  18. Every day you have to ask yourself, "Is LOS getting more or less dangerous?" Don't worry, if you're killed instantly, 500 baht will be sent to the next of kin. Rafting in Thailand.......................NOPE. That's another one off the list.
  19. There can be a policeman in the zebra crossing telling the cars to stop and I've seen cars speed up. Zero awareness, zero thinking, zero understanding of anything, and complete obvious that there are hundreds of kids walking around. it's me, me, me!!!! On the other hand, the policeman in the zebra crossing does nothing. maybe a strange hand gesture, but that's it. In America, you have about 10 cops and the SWAT team chasing rouge cars. That's another story.
  20. What begins? A report in English on undercover spy assassinations? bro, it never..................never.........................never.....................................ended. 23.799°S 133.737°E meeting here next Saturday. don't dress flashy
  21. the worst!!!! I hate these people!!!! I went to the theater and they asked me to buy a ticket!!! leave!!! I was walking around a honda dealership and they asked if I wanted to buy one!!!!! The worst!!!! Imagine if a bar girl approached. OMG, then we will get the next level rant. They want you to buy as well!! lol
  22. The question is: What do you need? warm socks, a warm hat, a rain coat, warm gloves? what's your size. the next question is money. How dire are we talking? Any income coming in? I think you can get a year Laos visa for "cheap" (search this forum) and then you know the routine....... if you can speak English, someone will hire you. If under 60, definitely stay in Thailand. There's a lot of paperwork, need degree and transcripts (email away, maybe) and that's 30,000 or more a month. Fun? ah, anyhow, it's surviving money. even if older Thailand with a a degree from back home, you can probably get with a school. ajarn dot com. just start emailing homeless in the cold has to be 100000x worse than in the heat. another idea.....Indonesia, Philippines, Vietnam...... hot and I'm sure there are cheap options. Then we have the hypothetical. too long in Thailand but surviving or homeless in the UK and suffering. Sure, some stress, but .................. well, that's hypothetical. the computer is your friend. email people in the UK, plan, plan, plan, and plan
  23. If he's talking about being homeless, what makes you think he can buy a van? I'd shop in Thailand for WINTER coats, you can find some for maybe 200 baht. Facebook marketplace, I found great coats for under 300 baht. I can't imagine cheaper in the UK. Same thing with a rain jacket, shoes, etc.... stay warm, that has to be a priority. I would also consider NOT going to the UK if finances are very bad. Laos, Cambodia, somewhere warmer........ teach English online, at a school (probably possible at any age)... good luck
  24. What do you mean "earn" It? He picked her, so the won whatever game you think they are playing. He needs to "earn" his right in the land of Alpha Males!!!! 10,000 baht for dinner or he will not earn her affection. Then she must earn his affection. Then they will fight to see who will earn what and who has earned this and who must earn that... This is not the right approach when thinking about women you like.
  25. bro, we are talking about Thai.......land. Thailand. SE Asia. Thai. Land. Thailand. This is the craziest statement I've ever read in my life, and I visit this site fairly often.
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