Iamfalang

never, ever, ever get 100 meters from the dreaded falang after 11 p.m. Sexpats 101% after 11. listen sexpat falangs.............not every girl wants your fat, grimy, wrinkly, smelly hands. I'm the exception. I'm very hansum. After 10 drinks (my minimum), I'm super hansum. Do as I say, not as i do!!! Even the 7-11 girls like it when I kiss their ears!!! Oh wait, that's Makro.

with limited funds, you can't get insurance. not mandatory, so why get it if you are on a tight budget. Listen Brits............help your fellow man!!! 1000 (whatever your currency is, Kip?) each!!! Let him enjoy the LOS forever....

back home I think you can only match the threat. If nobody home, you can't hurt them at all. no traps, nothing, because you are not in danger. But in Thailand, you can probably have trap doors to the Alligator pit!!! There should at least be a sign..............try to break in, you will die!!!!

OK, then put up 100 cameras.... come on people, I'm an online security consultant. Put up cameras, access them via phone!!! OK< my fee is 800,000 baht. pay up!!!!! saved you zillions

gambling.....worst of the worst. Bitcoin is gambling, and everybody loses. He should have done some TikTok dancing and that 100,000 debt would be gone in a few videos. Influencers are making 60 million USD a year, come on people....no need to rob gold stores!!!

picture doesn't look too luxurious. 70 million appears to be a guess. hire some burmese and patch things up for 300 baht. solved.

Amazing they expect both falangs and people from the same country where this attraction is built. I expect someone from China, India, Russia and the UK to visit there!!!!! My crystal ball is right on this one, and let's check back in September 2023 to see if this happened. I will also predict other countries as well!!!! 66 billion "major" attraction.....

I remember seeing those 250 motorbikes and hundreds of teenagers.......plus they all went into this one building. I play an online detective, and nobody was trying to be stealth. One parent of the 300 plus kids must have taken my course on detective work!!!! Well, that and the 12,000 instagram posts. You need my advance detective training to use Insta in solving the crime!!!!

My posts should ONLY receive "Thanks." Anything else and that hurts my reputation of an elite TVM poster!!!!! This is my reputation people!!!! One more "Sad" emoji thing and .............................. well...................... get ready to grovel!!!

70 years old!!!! LOS really attracts a group of people, the undesirables if you will. I tried to tell Thais that falangs in Thailand were the worst of the worst. I'm here, so that wasn't helping my situation. This is why falangs are here....drinking, more drinking and more drinking while thinking they are above the law LOS for this guy just became his worst nightmare Name and shame forever, plus 10 million to the families and a public apology from the embassy!!! I've seen a drunk falang on a motor powered vehicle about every week for the last six years. They think this is their playground, and lives are lost.

56 years old and 15.7 million used to be OK to barely survive if retired. Not in 2022. You will need that monthly. Get to work falang!!!! 20 baht noodle soup going to 25!!! 99% of falangs think they have more money than 99% of Thais......nope.

the "Kills" in the title is pretty harsh, but foreigners in Thailand will be punished no matter what. 100 people on a bike, falang involved....falang fault. He'll be sued for everything and I couldn't imagine having this on your conscious. Knew a guy who was on a bike and a car crashed into him from behind....he was hurt and had to pay 8000 baht. police told him he could have avoided the accident. lol Again, "foreigner" and "kills" isn't helping us....... falangs bad, bad, bad, bad!!!!

13 Lives......watched half of it a few days ago. It's definitely better than most movies out there (not saying too much), but you can tell the "movie" aspects. It seemed like all of Thailand was at the cave in like 5-minutes. When someone speaks really good English, you notice it. Nevertheless, I haven't watched the documentary in awhile and Thai kids really are great. I've been around almost 10,000 Thai students, and never had one problem with any of them. Imagine being a parent. I'm a very harsh critic. I'd rate this movie 7 out of 10. 6/10 means it's worth my time. 9 means it's super epic, and 10 can only go to one movie. lol.

Currently no rain, but I do see some clouds in the distance. All of Thailand is a pretty bold statement. There better NOT be one member who doesn't see rain this week!!! I really like the rain until I get some crazy allergy, and then I still like it; however, I realize I'm a weak human being.

I was just going to read my book, and I'm a little disappointed this isn't longer. Could you elaborate on everything? I'll call you "James Bond" and let the other forum members enjoy the current submission. Please keep posting, good start!!!

NYC about 20 years ago...... ONE can of cashews, $20. I would imagine your friend was charged 10000000000000000000000000000000000 baht drinking with the ladies........ 300 Mensa material, for sure or Darwin

I disagree with everything said here!!!! I wrote a book, "The anti-Sheep Mentality" We have 100 million members. Soon I'll create the "anti- anti- Sheep" prepare to follow!!!!!

What are you talking about?????????? The connected and the rich 100% 100% 100% have different rules. Can the President do more things than a bum from Philly? YES!!!! This is the same the world over... My friend owns a street noodle cart and I got a bowl for 20 baht... Tourists pay 30 baht!!!!! I'm also highly connected. I would guess there has been TENS Of TRILLIONS of dollars spent on things that help the rich and hurt the common man. this is the game.

we've said it 1 million times. Please, motorbikes in Thailand are super, super, super dangerous; especially if you are old. If you must, then you must and then just take the best precautions you can. I understand bicycles, because that's a little bit of exercise; however, also dangerous. Luckily for me, the first time I got picked up on a motorbike we crashed after about three minutes. Car cut us off, and I jumped off the back, no harm. After that day, never got on another one. That was 6 years ago. Many people have been mad I won't get on one, whatever, it's my life. If there is a way you can avoid being on one, consider it................

People do what they do. you are who you are. They want to come to Thailand and be with a ladyboy. Maybe 1 billion Indians come to Thailand and head straight for the Pattaya ladyboy!!! For every Indian upset and robbed, maybe 1 million leave happy. lol

Thai schools take roll about 1000000 times an hour. Everybody knew she wasn't at school. Not one person in the van said anything? Not one teacher asked the driver, or any kid in her classroom, or in the van if she was in the van? This is pretty typical. If it's not 100% your problem, it's 0% your problem. Everyone probably thinking someone else will take care of it. complete failure on every level, happens every day on a much smaller scale.

I predict everything by the year 2100. if wrong, I'll personally give you 100 million baht. You can buy my book today for only 400,000 baht.

Millions and millions of penniless people walk to America. From Argentina, you gotta get on a plane at some point. That takes you out of the category of "penniless." If you hit the streets of Pattaya without any money, you are still in Heaven!!!!

looked more like gang warfare. 100% of all falangs will post on YouTube.....CM, greatest ever!!! nobody ever talks about the violence, or potential for violence. be safe falang, but remember there isn't a 2nd amendment in Thailand that let's you protect yourself.

I have my Harvard degree tattooed on my forehead. My gold chain is worth over 400,000 baht, and my Rolex watch is real. I have never spoken one word of Thai in 34-years and will not start now!!! I speak the language of my bank account, currently over 100 million baht and it's because I don't trust this place to put any "real" money in there. I buy out shops so I can shop alone... I am the real hi-so.. and I expect everyone on this forum to bow to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!