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Full chamber though hopefully. Save prolonging the matter.

I am staying at the SIL's in Pak Chong at the moment. Bright and early tomorrow we will be hitting the shopping delights of Lotusssssss's and Robinson's etc where I will no doubt have my wallet completely emptied and then be dragged by the ear to the nearest ATM for a refill. Only upside is that I will be able to stock up on a few Western provisions.

It doesn't compare. German breakfast is the wurst..... I'll get my coat.

I was wondering about the first post. Thought you might have passed out with your head on the keyboard. Was starting to get a little worried.

Probably get Lumpini park done in an afternoon.

Not on your balls it's not. For the next two weeks it looks like you are permanently sat on one of them 'Space Hopper's' from the 70's. Trust me, I know.

He'd only need 2 Swan Vesta's to sort my barnet out. Wouldn't want to be paying his insurance premiums. More of a foundry than a barbershop.

It's a bit like a landing strip giving you a clue where to stick your tongue. Was it Die Hard 2 where Bruce had to set fire to the runway so the planes could land? Very similar to that.

That's good to know. I could always pick up a hedge trimmer for the Mrs to do her 'downstairs' whilst I'm there.

2 per day? That's a PITA. Wouldn't bother with the morning shave if I knew I was out in the evening but I suppose you don't always know if you are heading out or not.

100% - he never liked me. Vaguely recall him telling me he had left me a brown coloured submarine toy to play with whilst I was in there....

Sunday night ready for school next morning. Get the tide mark scrubbed off my neck so my shirt would stay white for a couple of days. Second dibs on the water as well as I had an older brother. In the winter I used to have to warm my underpants up in front of a 2 bar electric fire before putting them on so my balls didn't shatter and turn to dust. Happy days.....

I got some Mach3 replacement blades off of Amazon once. First and last time. Blatant copy. First shave looked like I had done 10 rounds with Edward Scissorhands. Binned the lot and only get the real deal now.

Face - every 48 hours. Bits and bobs - every 96 hours. Give or take (depends whether I am on public transport or similar when the deadline approaches). Hate shaving. Would have full body laser removal if it was practical. As I get older I am losing hair where you should have it and gaining it where you shouldn't.

'Japs eye' mayo on the other hand... - not so nice.

Just wait, he'll be along soon..... Resident expert on western women.

Yes or no will do...555

I think at this stage we should hand the floor over to @BritManToo. Pretty sure he'll have something to say on the subject....

He'd probably need a GoFundMe to cobble 10k THB together. It's also a steep price to pay for what, around 4 days? Can't see it being any longer than that before any self respecting girl would ditch the bogan. Bit out of Malky boys price range.

I agree. Thai acquaintance of mine owns a bar on Samui and the 'buy out' for a good looking girl is 10k. This is split roughly in the percentages you mention between the bar and girl. Many years ago I was a bit of a barfly. It seemed to be the case that particularly in the smaller bars run by a Thai mamassan, a lot of the girls came from the same village as mamassan. I got the impression they didn't want to cause any ill feeling with the boss by just leaving. This could have ramifications between the families back in the village. The 'buy out' seemed to keep everyone happy and left the door open for a return when/if the relationship with the punter went sour.

You should have just shook his hand (and carefully washed it afterwards) and said "Pleased to meet you chicken curry".

A good, fair price for what it was. 2 quid.

A good vet could probably get that clucking again...

That does look a little like I described above. How much you paying for that? I don't like when they heat the roll up and smear it with cheap margarine type spread. That Mayo would put me off aswell unless it was self applied from a bottle of Hellman's.

Depends how desperate I was for a chicken salad baguette. If it was decent (not crappy 7/11 bread roll, 3 day old lettuce, sugary mayo etc) wouldn't really want to pay more than 120-150 baht but that's not to say I wouldn't pay more. Obviously depends on the type of establishment.