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bob smith

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  1. they do that for everything here, even if you stub your toe or have a common cold! same with blood pressure reading. it's just hospital protocol. I hate thai hospitals and avoid them like the plague. I literally have to be on deaths door before I admit myself to one.
  2. ...can always count on you to ruin the mood frogs.
  3. mrs. smith asked me to make a post. im still on the bog!!
  4. you show me yours, i'll show you mine ;)
  5. mrs. smith said nope. you interested?
  6. myself and mrs,. smith are looking to spice up our marriage a bit. we are looking for open minded couples to start a regular swingers club or meetup or whatever. mrs. smith says she would like to have experience with a woman as she has never tried it... is there a notable swingers community in Thailand? any info would be greatly appreciated. bob and mrs. smith .
  7. thanks a lot sheryl. great advice!
  8. dissect the frogs.
  9. I couldn't give a stuff who knows mate
  10. I had a good run mate, that's for sure...
  11. It was a thai green curry. probably the chicken in it that did it. im sat on the bog now as I type this 😩
  12. Ive had the runs for a few days now after a curry a few nights ago. averaging 5/6 craps a day at the momemt. nothing but water. any advice for me? i accidentally soiled myself in bed last night as i thought it was just a fart, but I was sadly mistaken. the smell was beyond all comprehension. bob
  13. .....sounds like a nice bloke!
  14. It could definitely be worse mate… Just turn on your TV if you wanna know how bad it could be 😩
  15. Yeah right. Ive heard that one before. ever played chinese whispers?
  16. Why would I pimp my wife out on a public forum you numpty?
  17. Im glad you think so mate ✌️
  18. Another case of small willy syndrome at play. the noodle seller probably hasnt had a jump for years and could hear the canadian and his Thai wife on the job every night.. jealousy here can get you killed! I should know, many thais have been jealous of me and my lot in the past. They can snap at a moments notice. Be warned
  19. When i take a look at my life from a birds eye view and compare to my peers back home I really do have the easy life. they are all stuck in a dreadful 9-5, and married to fat tattooed pigs who dont even wash the dishes. i get up when i want, i enough money so that i dont have to work, ive got women on tap and mrs. Smith is a trophy wife. She cooks, cleans and romps with the best of em! she isnt perfect but she is a damn sight better than any bar girl thailand has to offer. Granted i treat her bad sometimes but she knows about all that and has come to accept it. when i get home tonight i shall get in the sack after maybe 10 pints, give her a little nudge and keep her awake till About 3am. Thats how bob smith rolls, he lives life on HIS terms and couldnt care less who knows it. if you wanna be like me you can! But it will require some really hard work, at least at first, until you can truly say hand on heart that you have the life of riley. bob
  20. Those are very serious allegations you are making sir! 😂
  21. I was legless last trip to savanakhet.. met a bunch of rowdy geordies on a visa run. that was fun!
  22. are you sure about that? how do you check into the hotel in savanakhet without your passport? last time I was there I dont recall any 'keeping' of my passport by the embassy..
  23. god I miss that dusty old town ;)
  24. This is the potential problem. I also have plans this weekend, im going away for a few days, so if my visa isnt ready when i go in a couple of hours god knows what I am going to do. Non O Multi entry sounds like the way to go. If they can't get their backsides into shape on time, processing papers and that (cos lord knows it's such a hard job) then what is the point in having a visa system at all? bob
  25. It's OK to be GAY. What's not OK is forcing it down ours and our childrens throats 24/7 on TV, online and in magazines. You're right, this kind of thing is definitely affecting the minds of the youth and probably not in a good way. The PC brigade have their fingers firmly on the button, make no mistake about that! If you want to be GAY then be GAY. But can you just do it behind closed doors like the rest of us! thanks, bob.
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