bob smith

sex with a condom is rubbish, I think we can all agree on that. however, one must exercise caution when in Thailand, especially if you are messing about with hookers. If you are circumcised then you have a bit of breathing room, as studies show that it is up to 70% effective against STD's, including HIV. I would NEVER pick up a street girl under any circumstances, no matter how drunk I was. I have picked up girls in bars before, some with condom, some without. Me and Mrs. Smith had a bit of hanky-panky this moring. No condom was used.

nice guys hells angels.

I've been busy doing a lot of planning recently. In light of these new world order tax laws that are coming down the pipeline and will be enacted on January 1st 2024, looking after numero uno is the order of the day... I will be spending no more than 178 days inside Thailand in any calendar year. The remaining 187 days will be spent abroad. Probably Cambodia mostly, with a sprinkle of Vietnam, Phils, Laos and Nepal thrown in for good measure. I have multiple women already lined up at all but one destination, so getting my feet under the table shouldn't be an issue. Tighten the screws they may, but you are going to have to try a damn sight harder if you want to get your grubby little mits on my dosh. bob smith, well dressed 21st century nomadic gigolo at your service. with love x

I agree. What about curb crawlers on beach road though?

E. Never had sex. I'm still a virgin.

do you practice safe sex with strangers? bob.

I know. would be better if the chinese went there instead of here though.

'Ignorance is bliss' is perfected to an absolute science here.

I don't know why but long may it continue! I've heard Russia is nice this time of year....

TIT!! Only the poor go to Jail here.

seen it. it's nothing I didn't already know. But the hypocrisy of thais is baffling.

...everything is about image here. Thais don't care about anything else.

Straight from the horses mouth!

Whats the difference?

500 baht fine and a wai is the going rate innit?

There’s just no cure for stupid. see ya ralf.

Emergency treatment! its free for anybody thats on deaths door! Get it yet??

Because he didnt break the law you tool!

Bla bla blaa. at least he didnt come over on a rubber dingy!

Whats the got to do with you ralf?

When is he leaving?

….and it was a lot more than 400K! He’s back in australia now, living his life.

Are you being stupid on purpose or what?

This is a THAI forum you clown. Why would I talk about western countries? Bore off will you!

I personally am looking forward to the inevitable crash. It may humble the thais a bit when they realize that everything they ever had was on credit. They owned nothing and are worth nothing in reality. A bit of humble pie is in order me thinks.