bob smith

...Thais also love a good old drink on buddha day! bob.

I have woken up! I used to tip. Now I am sick of the lousy service, even when I have tipped. So, I figured the money is better off in my pocket because whether I tip or not the service is still lousy. get it? bob.

nothing but a bunch of clowns the lot of em. bob.

....i'm at the beach mate pi$$ed as a f@rt. cheers. bob.

...stupid is as stupid does! bob.

were you the gardener? bob.

errrr, I'VE ALREADY GOT ONE!!! do try and keep up slow coach. bob.

...there's not even a billion girls in Thailand you daft sod 😄 bob.

don't worry, i'll have a drink for you! bob.

I can't drink that stuff. too sweet and gives me heartburn! bob.

just been out and stocked up on booze. 12 big bottles of beer. 4 litres of wine 4 small bottles of cider 1 bottle of tequila. I don't know about you lot but it just feels better having a drink on these so called religious holidays. about to pour myself a double vodka and coke to start proceedings.. how about you lot? is your fridge full of booze ready for the 'dry' weekend? 😄 bob.

what the hell are you on about now. bob.

like what? bob.

I usually get extra sozzled on these religious days. I'm sure this year will be no exception. bob.

up 2 u. bob.

yep. seen it countless times with my own eyes. bob.

my wife watches me sometimes. bob.

oh right... well thanks for clearing that up! bob.

has she been faithful to you though! that is the question.. bob.

....something you're not telling us, trans? 🤔 bob.

agreed. many Thai men don't take well to paternal responsibility. they often run away at the first sign of trouble. bob.

Thai-chi girls are on a level of beauty all of their own.. they definitely don't need any whitening products. that's only for the wannabes! bob.

we are definitely in the minority mate. bob.

...when you've gotta go you've gotta go! bob.

actually it all went wrong at the bar. if only she had got the drinks in!!... (...oh what could've been) bob.