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bob smith

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  1. i think it's just me n him for a bit.. mrs. smith just called and said she can't use the card... ah well, least ive got cash! i'll get tom a cheeseburger tonight. bob.
  2. Toms just woke up!! wants bacon n egss. irish bar it is! bob.
  3. so she loves me unconditionally then? bob.
  4. who's that you speak of? doesn't ring a bell.. bob.
  5. she's damaged goods mate. free to a good home! bob.
  6. We ain't talkin cars here, Safety!! Bob.
  7. Haha. You've got to be joking! Bob.
  8. They say you can tell a lot about a population by how they drive. Bob.
  9. I may just look into that. It looks like Mrs. Smith is about to lose the only leverage she has left! anyone looking for a new wife? bob.
  10. the one near me opens at 10:00. bob.
  11. ....so is it a case of, dare I say it, one rule for them and another for us? 🤔 bob.
  12. I know mate, I should have door mate printed on my forehead! bob.
  13. he was too hungry to do anything!! he still hasn't woken up yet.. must be having a lie in. bob.
  14. but the weak ejaculation article yesterday was fair game?? bob.
  15. I feel for you ralf. Hang in there buddy. soon be 5pm. bob.
  16. I thought you were at work? bob.
  17. maybe. only time will tell I guess. let's see how she reacts when she can't use my card to pay for her perfume later... bob.
  18. I think I've just figured out a way to get her back.. I know the mall opens at 10, they've gone for coffee first.. so at 10:01 I'm gonna lock my credit card from my app and await her call. then play dumb as long as I can.. should be fun 😄 bob.
  19. She's never worked in a bar. She's too clever for that. But recently she's getting to clever for her own good.! Bob.
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