bob smith

get an ice cold beer down ya neck mate!! mines already on order.. bob.

...it's Friday!! I've had a few days off the booze as I have been feeling a bit under the weather, but I think I'm gonna sink a few beers tonight. Anyone else? My thai new year celebrations start at 6pm tonight. me and mrs. smith are goin traveling about the place until the end of April. who knows, we might be stopping at a hotel near you!!! Don't worry, I'll still find the time to make a thread or two 😉 have a great weekend people! bob.

what's all this 'innit' business? are a cockney 'bruv' ? bob.

....I didn't get rich by giving it away, ABC. bob.

a woman a few weeks ago quoted me 3,000 for a ST. I asked her will you take 500. she said OK, first customer of the day. sometimes no effort is required! bob.

sounds like he does mate. but he wont admit it. I think he's in denial.. bob.

speak for yourself, DAN! my little fella has no problems standing to attention.. many, many women can attest to that!! you sound incredibly jealous. bob.

ahhh, the cheesemeister! got ya! bob.

which dan are we talking about?

i've been trying that for the last 30 years but the lazy cow doesn't lift a finger!! bob.

when you takin me out for a beer mate? I might be in BKK soon.. bob.

ChrisKC for site admin! bob.

I taught Chuck everything he knows. bob.

Just to clarify I was at home with mrs. smith last night. We watched prison break. bob.

Does this idiot still have a job? bob.

I've got a question for you. Im thinking about cleaning my gate after the drunken thai left a dirty footprint on it... I will probaly use bleach. Do i need to wear safety goggles and a mask if i do? How about gloves? And do i need a work permit? Safety first!! bob.

I will snap him like a twig! Bob.

....don't forget to put your hard hat on and your hi viz vest! there's a good boy! bob.

do the majority of foreigners use agents, Charlie? I've never used one in my life. bob.

...now I know why you are the way you are!! You are one of those health and safety goons. God they are so tedious. Every company has one and they are all the same.. Squares we call em. Bob.

Stop trolling. Bob.

TOTY - Troll Of The Year!

Nobody cares what you say! bob.

I have already explained everything that has been going on and why I am back! do try and keep up, Tiger. bob.

you didn't answer my question! bob.