still kicking

I don't think many 75- to 80-year-old go to the gym.

But don't forget who the OP is.

I never heard of Maytag.

Stick to cleaning hospitals, where are the police criminals in Australia? Just because a gay cop killed a former lover and new boyfriend you call the Australian police force criminals? Jeeeeezzzz.

At least Vegans don't need guns then.

Why don't you stick to domestic cleaning?

With Thailand’s hot, humid, and dry temperature, it’s understandable that a lot of tourists choose to go around without a shirt. But when you’re driving a vehicle, always keep your clothes on no matter how hot it is. If the police pull you over for driving shirtless, expect to be hit with a fine or even jail time. So keep your shirt on and save your skimpiest outfits for the beach.

Not being nasty he would not even make it from Sydney to Perth

If there is any Banana Republics in the world the USA should be added.

Well, most Thai women must be toy girls then.

Well, lets change it to Australia then.

No need for drugs or alcohol just kill people when you get upset. Mass Shooting at Northeastern-style Concert in Ubon Ratchathani Leaves Four People Dead, Many Injured - The Pattaya News

Get a flying carpet doctor

Disgusting.

Only Trumpeters do.

Here you go,,,,, It was my first night caring for an elderly patient. When he grew sleepy, I wheeled his chair as close to the bed as possible and, using the techniques I’d learned in school, grasped him in a bear hug to lift him onto the bed. But I couldn’t clear the top of the mattress. So I grabbed him again, summoned all my might, and hoisted him onto the bed. When the night shift nurse arrived, I recounted what had happened. “Funny,” she said, looking puzzled. “Usually I just ask him to get in bed, and he does.”

I do post often there if I have or find a decent joke.

Now I know why you follow worst joke ever.

So Australia is in Europe?

Well he can't can he?