Goat

Nah, i am not that old. read it as a kid. my dad bought it. it was a good read. It also had illistrations. Set me up for life.

Yeah not sure. But it really isnt that hard. Women are wired by nature to want to have sex with men. They love it. Keep it simple. It isnt rocket surgery you know.

Hook Line and Sinker. The Naew Na article did not actually say that the Hong Kong tourist damaged Thai Tourism. If you dont believe me read the link. If you can not read Thai ask a Thai to read it for you. Just a wind up from the translator to upset you. Happens all the time in the age of advertisers paying per click. Dont be fooled mate.

Doesnt matter if faranger or thai. Whoever has the best lawyer wins. Who will pass on the gifts to the judge.

Chinese will be here in big numbers from July onwards. I wont explain how I know, but I know. Remember you heard that here first from the Goat.

No need to wonder. I can tell you. If they remove the Russians the numbers will be lower. Simple Maths. Called "subtraction" Russians are quite big spenders generally. Anyway isnt it great that Thailand is rebounding so quickly. A lot of Thais have had a hard three years so this is to be welcomed. Good on em.

Written by a Faranger. They like fluffing it up.

How good is your Thai? I see this often with farangers. They only talk and dont listen to or totally understand the answers. And the staff dont understand what the faranger wants. Then Faranger gets all worked up and puts his faranger face on which doesnt help. Bank staff in all countries are usually lazy halfwits who happened to go to a reasonably good school. If they were smart they wouldnt be working in a bank. Similar to Government office workers who often get their job because of family connections. So if you are illiterate in Thai and you are dealing with halfwits what do you think is going to happen?

Free sex mate. Like normal people do. Only a whore takes money for sex. I think you have lost the plot living in Pattaya. You do realise that women enjoy having sex right? The first book I ever read was The Joy of Sex. Havent looked back since. Especially with the Goat. Gee, they should probably be paying me when I think about it. Trick is to skip all that foreplay nonsense. It just confuses them.

With blidfold or without?

Nice to see Thailand recovering quickly after the pandemic. Good for the many Thais who have had a rough three years.

You want me to do backflips? Or an armstand dive?

Predictable Thai bashing comments from people who loathe Thailand so much they actually chose to live here. Weirdoes. Phuket is great if you have plenty of cash. TIME isnt owned by Thais. It is what the rest of the world think about Thailand.

Snitch tried to rort 200,000 from them after falling 3 meteres into water. Which resulted in zero damage to him. Blackban him. Everyone expects to be compensated for every little thing these days. Harden up. Wasnt even that high. I would jump off that platform without a girly rope.

Highly educated and part of a very successful business family. More qualified to run the economy than a soldier.

It isnt that difficult. ไม่ยากเลย 5 year old kids can do it.

Fake figures. Pheu Thai was told they had to divide up then they banned the other half. And also banned their prized candidate earlier. And a whole lot of other sneaky tricks. PT won 137 seats. PP won 97. Prayut did not get a single vote. Nobody voted for him because he didnt run. PP nominated him after the election.

95% of them just dont have it in them to pick up a girl due to either looks, hygeine, patience or personality i suppose.

I have to say I love watching these feminists get smashed in sport. They all want equality with men. Play three sets in tennis instead of 5 but want the same pay, AFL footy they want the same pay as men despite playing infront of a few hundred paying spectators instead of tens of thousands. Cricket, golf etc etc. Seems they only want equality when it suits them. Suck it up. I am all for equality.

Peau Thai will win the election like they have won every election for the last 20 years. If they just win Prayut will rig things like he did last time and declare himself the winner. If they win in a landslide they will take power for a while while Prayut and co come up with something to take back power. Thaksin dragged millions of Thais out of poverty. And they wont forget it. Thay love him. Daughter is quite hot and will be the hottest PM in the world.

I am keepinng my head down. Up to the moon, but it looks like ramadan will be starting tomorrow. Goat curry. (just dont call it a stew, it will set them off again)

She got it because she is married to you. Special case. Most Thais dont want to have sex with a farang to go on a holiday to the UK. It is a racist policy, but doesnt suit your "victimised" narrative so you will continue to ignore the reality. If you marry a Thai, the fee is less than the 35,000 baht.

Some of us pay. Some of us think outside the box to get in the box. As i said, a 100% success rate (not in the car, or even on the day, but always, so far) The ones i engage with are specifically non hookers so st/lt isnt even mentioned. I always ask them their job. And of course i start grooming them and chat to them for a while first. Sometimes it takes months, but there plenty of other to fill in the time. It greatly helps that i write Thai. English speakers are another red flag who I mostly avoid. Most likely soiled by other farangs.

well not really. There are also the mongers who like to wine and dine the hookers. So they pay, and then pay again. Some mugs even buy them a house. If a TF prospect can not drive i usually take them to an empty car park somewhere and teach them how to drive. So far a 100% close rate with this tactic. More exciting for them than going to a restaurant etc And to be honest even in the west i pulled more in clubs/pubs/parties where they had already bought most of their own drinks, moreso than wining and dining. And many non hookers on TF will offer to pay, and sometimes i let them. The good thing about TF is you can say exactly what you want. Weight, etc and by saying no SOCKS, no tattoos, non drinkers, non smokers etc it weeds out a lot of the whores and you get photos as well as saying straight out no hookers. Any photos of them that were taken in Pattaya is a big red flag and also the way they dress. literally hundreds of thousands of single keen women in Thailand up for a good seeing to. It isnt Saudi Arabia. Happy Ramadan.

Brake failure micro nap while texting?