ignore it

The RTP don't like loud noises when their sleeping.

Hangry. Some hungry folks get angry after the cock crows. Others if the cock don't crow. Some are just biatches.

Cultural and language stuff. You asked for a pint, but Pint was upstairs on a short time.

Dear Son; I read your "reach out" in a forum on ASEAN NOW so I'm writing to clear the air. I spend a lot of time in Thailand now because on the first day of my first trip I met a poor young person who was trafficked to a terrible job in Pattaya. Since our meeting we've become very close and I've been able to help them and they have helped their family up country. It's so empowering to help the poor. I'll be moving here soon so.... well just tell your mom that it may be time to start thinking of making some changes. Love Da

Hmm, Mam, can I book ahead? I'm feeling faint.

Man, it's been so hot I've been tipping the Grab and Lazada delivery drivers. Pity the poor sods.

Gina Raimondo US Secretary of Commerce has put forth regulations prohibiting the importation or transshipment of green cheese from china. When asked about this President Biden said "China moon bloxfluxin mur"

Darn, Natch is a content creator. I was hoping she might be more like an influencer.

Hey Ali, Here ain't same as it in the US now. Ain't no no-bail release going on here. Ain't no shop lifting shopping spree here either.

MEMO TO LONGTAIL BOAT COXWAINS: In the event of steering rope failure, immediately cut power.

What! No palestinian, No arab No Muslim? Rake the lawn, tents have been ordered.

Whew! I thought it was just me because I've grown a beard 🧔.

Hmm. In a couple of days it's going to be the 54th anniversary of the shootings at Kent State University. Ref; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young song. "Four Dead in Ohio". Student riot due to US invasion of Cambodia. US military US War, US students. Nobody woke, nobody entitled. Eager Ohio National Guard soldier "wannabe warriors" getting tough with anti war students but killing innocents. I was there. I don't think they give the Nat'l Guard bullets for demonstrations anymore. Makes me kind of miss the old days.

I'd like to take this opportunity to publicly (and anonymously) apologize for any unkind words or thoughts I've ever had uttered or thought about Thailand. But Vietnam sucks, albiet not as much as it used to.

Tried and true No squeak and hard banging proof

Luke 6:37 “Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven." Smite a tuk tuk driver and ye shall be bound with chains as a criminal.

Yeah, she drinks a bit. I tell her to cut back, but if she makes it home she is awesome in the sack.

Can the cobra effectively strike when swimming? Quora says, "Few cobras are in unions, so no. But they can bite you and kill you."

My strife won't fit in the sidecar anymore. Had to get some steps to get her into the back of the ute.

Note to self: Never park your bike rear to the curb anticipating an easy exit. (So forang) Be like the Thai and just rock up and park nose in.

Hum. Pouring with rain. Second turning on the left.

Climate change has been charged with environmental damage by the RTP Marine Div. Warrants have been issued. Fines in excess of 5000 that are possible as well as incarceration, and deportation.

Kudos (and a trophy) to hotchilli for a new idiom.

If your pinching penny's over gas consumption, turn off your motor at stop lights like the ever thrifty Vietnamese do.

What brand of raspberry jam?